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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #46
    Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

    Originally posted by Higher Love View Post

    he gave me infraction points for stating that i should be given a chance
    That's not bullying. That's a corrective action far less severe than the punishment God gives to pathetic, effeminate whiners. He casts the effeminate into eternal torture in His Hell.

    Pastor Ezekiel is trying to help you straighten up and fly right, so you don't end up burning forever. And you find this offensive?!
    Originally posted by LowerLove View Post

    and i have 50 dollars that you were describing yourself just then
    The PayPal button is below, friend. Click away, for $60 now.
    Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post
    Pastor Ezekiel is a dictator who need to be taught a lesson. I would gladly teach it to him
    I'm sorry, I misread your other thread, Jonesy. I thought you titled it, "I don't want any more trouble". But really, you said, "I want LOTS more trouble!"
    Originally posted by SatanicLove View Post

    and its clear you avoid many passages in the bible
    such as jesus being a jew
    a true christian knows the truth and accepts it
    A True Christian(tm) is honest about what is in God's Word, and doesn't make up silly fake Bible verses.

    You are a liar, and a child of the Father of Lies, Satan.

    Why do you hate Jesus so much that you tell lies about His Word?
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    • Higher Love
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 110

      #47
      Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint
      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      That's not bullying. That's a corrective action far less severe than the punishment God gives to pathetic, effeminate whiners. He casts the effeminate into eternal torture in His Hell.

      Pastor Ezekiel is trying to help you straighten up and fly right, so you don't end up burning forever. And you find this offensive?!

      The PayPal button is below, friend. Click away, for $60 now.

      I'm sorry, I misread your other thread, Jonesy. I thought you titled it, "I don't want any more trouble". But really, you said, "I want LOTS more trouble!"

      A True Christian™ is honest about what is in God's Word, and doesn't make up silly fake Bible verses.

      You are a liar, and a child of the Father of Lies, Satan.

      Why do you hate Jesus so much that you tell lies about His Word?
      you lvoe me really jenny

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #48
        Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

        Originally posted by Higher Love View Post

        you lvoe me really jenny
        I "lvoe" you enough to tell you that your soul is in danger of God's eternal Hellfire.
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        • hhostmorke
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2008
          • 4

          #49
          Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

          Stfu noob, Pastor Ezekiel is kewl and zakon.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #50
            Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

            Dear sweet Jesus, Higher Love. How do you manage to go through life without people constantly smacking you for being such a whiny crybaby?
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            • Higher Love
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 110

              #51
              Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint
              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              I "lvoe" you enough to tell you that your soul is in danger of God's eternal Hellfire.
              i knew you loved me

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              • Higher Love
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 110

                #52
                Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint
                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Dear sweet Jesus, Higher Love. How do you manage to go through life without people constantly smacking you for being such a whiny crybaby?
                how do you go through life being told what to do by your husband, being hit when you disagree with him, being raped when you dont cook his dinner

                that isnt living my friend. Instead of seeing me as an enemy of your husbands ways, see me as a friend of your rights, as a human being. Cant you see what you believe in is wrong, God doesnt want you to be beaten or raped, he wants you to be happy yet considerate.

                Most of the moderators on here arent true christians, their phonys using it to cover up their hellish behaviour. Pastor Ezekiel is one of many, i personally complained about pastor ezekiel cos i find him the worst for it. He isnt a true christian, hes an evil man. Youll figure it out someday and thank me.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #53
                  Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

                  Originally posted by High as a Kite View Post
                  Most of the moderators on here arent true christians, their phonys using it to cover up their hellish behaviour. Pastor Ezekiel is one of many, i personally complained about pastor ezekiel cos i find him the worst for it. He isnt a true christian, hes an evil man. Youll figure it out someday and thank me.
                  Please do tell us how you determine who is a True Christian™ and who isn't.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Higher Love
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 110

                    #54
                    Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint
                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Please do tell us how you determine who is a True Christian™ and who isn't.
                    a true christian doesnt insult god like most of the pastors do on this site for a sight. How you can possibly think that god would want you to be so small minded is ridiculous. Go hide in a hole and think about your life, and come back and tell me what a silly boy youve been.

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #55
                      Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

                      Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
                      a true christian doesnt insult God like most of the pastors do on this site for a sight. How you can possibly think that god would want you to be so small minded is ridiculous. Go hide in a hole and think about your life, and come back and tell me what a silly boy youve been.
                      A true Christian™, such as Pastor Zeke, believes and follows every word of the Bible. No pastor here has ever "insulted" God. I challenge you to find a single example, using scripture (real scripture, not the made up kind you have been citing), to show how any of us has ever "insulted" Him.

                      We all worship and follow God with all of our hearts in exactly the manner He demands of us.

                      Why don't you try reading a Bible and learning what God's Word actually says, rather than pontificating about what you wish it said. Sissified lukewarm so-called "Christians" like you make Jesus puke. Jesus actually hates you worse than he hates the God-denying atheists.

                      Rev 3:15-16 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                      I am praying for you, friend.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #56
                        Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

                        Satan keeps sending his demons at me, but I keep stomping them down!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10051

                          #57
                          Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

                          Pastor Ezekiel, what has caused you to bump this old thread? Have you recently come under attack? I mean more so than usual? Please tell me who your attackers are, so that I can say some prayers against them!
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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #58
                            Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

                            No Christian has been persecuted more than the Godly Pastors of Landover Baptist Church, especially Pastor Ezekiel. Pastor Ezekiel is a martyr like Jesus! (Have you noticed his medals?) In this world, despite the great wealth he has accumulated and his political clout, he is the paragon of a pariah. In the next world, however, he will be vindicated when his atheist oppressors are punished without pause or end.
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                            • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1439

                              #59
                              Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

                              Why, if I ever meet a more saintly man, I'll be dead and talking to the Lord Jesus Christ Himself in heaven. (Even though we ALL know that Jesus was no mere man.)
                              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10051

                                #60
                                Re: Pastor Ezekiel is no saint

                                I would like to get a head start and begin punishing his oppressors right now.
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