You guys

[ironlungs]

I hope that this is a parody, because you people are too much.
You all think America is so great and righteous, but you cannot be serious! I stumbled into this place over a video game, and registered for a giggle after a bottle of J. D.
If you guys are serious then I hope you learn that racism/xenophobia/homophobia are very unchristian. An agnostic I my be, but at least I understand the real teachings of Christianity, none of you seem to understand that God is all for forgiveness, that He sent his only begotten son to die for sins in the hope that we may learn.
And if He is so Almighty He will have worked out our problems and come with a
peaceful solution. Otherwise He is no better than a child stamping on bugs.

I know this will get me banned from the forum, but I bet none of you can reply without resorting to the fire and brimstone teachings of the Old Testament (which the "Joos" base their religion on).

[Talitha]

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I hope that this is a divine revelation, because you people are too much.
You all think America is so great and righteous, but you cannot be serious! I stumbled into this place over a video game, and registered for a giggle after a bottle of J. D.
If you guys are serious then I hope you learn that racism/xenophobia/homophobia are very unchristian. An agnostic I my be, but at least I understand the real teachings of Christianity, none of you seem to understand that God is all for forgiveness, that He sent his only begotten son to die for sins in the hope that we may learn.
And if He is so Almighty He will have worked out our problems and come with a
peaceful solution. Otherwise He is no better than a child stamping on bugs.

I know this will get me banned from the forum, but I bet none of you can reply without resorting to the fire and brimstone teachings of the Old Testament (which the "Joos" base their religion on).

I'm not going to Ban you, friend. We are here to answer your concerns.

[ironlungs]

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so why is it OK to be racist/etc?
why are video games inherently evil?
why do you think americas is the chosen land?
(i have reverted back to non-caps text because i feel caps ae not necessary to respect, the message content is)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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An agnostic I my be, but at least I understand the real teachings of Christianity, none of you seem to understand that God is all for forgiveness, that He sent his only begotten son to die for sins in the hope that we may learn.

Great! A God hater who knows "real" Christianity! This should be good.

Before you launch into your hateful tirade, you might want to take a look at THIS thread.

Can you kindly explain to us where we are wrong? And please back up your teachings with the relevant scriptures, so that we might correct our mistaken ways.

[ironlungs]

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dude, please answer my questions about your views, don't flame me, very intelligent, just re-directing me, must have taken a lot of brain power to type that bbcode

[Don the Baptist]

Re: You guys

You all think America is so great and righteous, but you cannot be serious! I stumbled into this place over a video game, and registered for a giggle after a bottle of J. D.
If you guys are serious then I hope you learn that racism/xenophobia/homophobia are very unchristian. An agnostic I my be, but at least I understand the real teachings of Christianity, none of you seem to understand that God is all for forgiveness, that He sent his only begotten son to die for sins in the hope that we may learn.

I know this will get me banned from the forum, but I bet none of you can reply without resorting to the fire and brimstone teachings of the Old Testament (which the "Joos" base their religion on).

Firstly, you are apparently a communist fagboy, why do you hate America so much? Secondly, you might consider turning from your raging alcoholism. Thirdly, you seem to have a multiple personality disorder in that you claim to be an agnostic (bound straight for a burning hell and eternity of anal rape) and then claim a few basic tenets of Christianity.

What ails you son? Are you confused or just stupid?

[One-eyed Jack]

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Let us seek to counsel this fellow in the paths of righteousness. Let us not attack him unfairly.

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To a real Christian, all wisdom is found in the Bible.

The Bible is fundamentally elitist: people are either Saved or damned. There are Chosen People, and then there are pagans.

In the Bible, therefore, all people are most emphatically not equal. People who are not God's Chosen are inferior. It's that simple.

It's not racism, it is Biblical truth.

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All entertainment should be brought into conformance with the mind of Christ. Grand Theft Auto is not a scripture-based, Biblically righteous entertainment. Therefore it should be banned.

In fact, all society must bow to Biblical law and to scriptural precepts. This is a defining concept in Christian dominionism: "According to [sociologist Sara] Diamond, the defining concept of dominionism is 'that Christians alone are Biblically mandated to occupy all secular institutions until Christ returns'". People like Mike Huckabee, recently a contender in the US presidential race, subscribe to Christian dominionism.

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As to why the USA is God's chosen land, the answer is simple: America is where the True Christians live. Since we are American Baptists, and we consider ourselves the only True Christians, then it is obvious that our nation is God's Nation.

Now, in the past Satan has deceived other peoples into thinking that they are God's people. The most notorious example is of course Nazi Germany: most footsoldiers in Hitler's weyrmacht believed that God specifically loved the Aryan people and had chosen them to rule the Earth.

However, we Americans know that the promise of world dominion given by God in the Book of Revelation actually refers to American Baptists. We are the "master race" -- or, in God's words, the Chosen People.

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I hope this has enlarged your understanding of Christianity and Christians.

If you feel obliged to reality-check these quick notes, please see the Wickedpedia articles under the headings Dominionism and Reconstructionism.

For an example of the political activism of the Christian dominionist movement, see this article.

Again, I hope this helps you to see Christianity clearly. Praise God!

~~ OEJ

[ironlungs]

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so, because you think you are the real christians and live in american it means it's the chosen land?
doesn't explain how true christians are only white though...
as for your wehrmacht remark, most nazis have only one master, white people/aryans, so, your idea of them believing they were god's chosen is balderdash, in nazi germany hitler was the one and only, hitler himself was a numerologist who made deals with the christian leaders of europe to make his take over easier, the brits started the fight, the russians realized he was double dealing scum and stopped him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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so, because you think you are the real christians and live in american it means it's the chosen land?
doesn't explain how true christians are only white though...
as for your wehrmacht remark, most nazis have only one master, white people/aryans, so, your idea of them believing they were god's chosen is balderdash, in nazi germany hitler was the one and only, hitler himself was a numerologist who made deals with the christian leaders of europe to make his take over easier, the brits started the fight, the russians realized he was double dealing scum and stopped him.

Your pal Hitler was a mary worshiping catlick, like all you drunk micks. He was no more Christian than the local priest who buggered you as a boy.

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Just take a look around you.

God loves America. The same cannot be said of Ireland.

[JennyD]

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so, because you think you are the real christians and live in american it means it's the chosen land?
doesn't explain how true christians are only white though...

The United States is the most Godly of nations on this planet; therefore, it is God's favorite country by default.

True Christians(tm) are only white, but they are of many races. Our own Remy LeBeau, for example, is an ex-Negro.

His skin is still dark, but he has been washed pure and white on the inside through the white-hot Penetrating Love of Jesus! He's given up all Negro "culture", which means he no longer steals pies, or rapes white women, or jacks cars, or dances to hippity-hop, or listens to jazz, or gnaws on fried chicken and watermelons, or Kwanzaas, or wears purple pimp suits.

Mr. LeBeau is, in fact, a Moderator on this Godly forum, and a much-respected member of the church.

Would you prefer that he remained as black inside as he is outside? Would you prefer that he be condemned to Hell along with all the other Negro carjacking pimps?

Why are you liberals so RACIST?!

[NotRealist]

Re: You guys

I hope that this is a divine revelation, because you people are too much.
You all think America is so great and righteous, but you cannot be serious! I stumbled into this place over a video game, and registered for a giggle after a bottle of J. D.
If you guys are serious then I hope you learn that racism/xenophobia/homophobia are very unchristian. An agnostic I my be, but at least I understand the real teachings of Christianity, none of you seem to understand that God is all for forgiveness, that He sent his only begotten son to die for sins in the hope that we may learn.
And if He is so Almighty He will have worked out our problems and come with a
peaceful solution. Otherwise He is no better than a child stamping on bugs.

I know this will get me banned from the forum, but I bet none of you can reply without resorting to the fire and brimstone teachings of the Old Testament (which the "Joos" base their religion on).

NO WAY! that's how i found this site! did you stumble the movie section? at first i thought it was a satire and i laughed so hard because this is literally insane! then i reached the forums, clicked on "noobs" read before you post and went OH S--T! because these idiots are serious! isn't it scary?

[NotRealist]

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I'm not going to Ban you, friend. We are here to answer your concerns.

yeah that's probably why they haven't banned me yet too.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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An agnostic I my be, but at least I understand the real teachings of Christianity, none of you seem to understand that God is all for forgiveness, that He sent his only begotten son to die for sins in the hope that we may learn.

Wait a minute -- agnostics believe that God's nature is unknowable. So if you're an agnostic, then how are you able to make a positive statement about God being "all for forgiveness"? I think you need to sort out your own beliefs, friend. I recommend picking up a King James Bible, starting with Genesis, and reading all the way through to the Revelation.

I bet none of you can reply without resorting to the fire and brimstone teachings of the Old Testament (which the "Joos" base their religion on).

The fire and brimstone teachings are in the New Testament, dummy. There's hardly a mention of Hell in the Old Testament.

But please, by all means, as someone who rejects our faith, feel free to presume to lecture us on how our faith should be followed.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[NotRealist]

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The fire and brimstone teachings are in the New Testament, dummy. There's hardly a mention of Hell in the Old Testament.

But please, by all means, as someone who rejects our faith, feel free to presume to lecture us on how our faith should be followed.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

OF course they don't mention it in the old testament, the Jews are peaceful people. christians fucked it all up by adding eternal damnation! Christians have gone to war numerous times (crusades, Iraq, etc) for fun, to reclaim things rarely. the jewish people have only had war declared upon them, but they defend themselves. they have never gone to war in the name of God. and for good reason.

[VictoryOS]

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OF course they don't mention it in the old testament

Then why did you say it that way? I suppose you've consulted Google since the previous post and now you're trying to act all smart.