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  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 493
    #1

    I got my PHD back

    Praise Landover!!

    They see what others can't and I seemed to have earned a honorary PHD from Landover.

    This makes up for all the pain when the Bayerisches Institut für Informatik revoked my PHD on that fateful day ten years ago.

    Apparently, flogging a class of visiting 6th grade students for failing to cite the periodic table is a bad thing.

    They then went on about me being unethical and my experiments in vivisections and Demonology as insane.

    Despite all my protestations and quoting evidence from KJV1611 to prove my science, they would not listen.

    Truly, Landover can recognize genius. Oh happy days!!
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    Exodus 22:18     says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: I got my PHD back

      Praise Jesus and congratulations, Herr Doktor. It seems that the professors over at Landover U. got together and printed up a diplo decided to award you the degree that you so richly deserve for your outstanding work in the field in which you have contributed so much and we all thank you for it.

      I understand that someone is organizing a dinner reception in your honor too, but I'll let them talk about that.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: I got my PHD back

          Congrats, Herr Doktor! Let's see what the anti-Christian persecutors have to say to that.
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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567
              #4
              Re: I got my PHD back

              Pssst . . . it's Ph.D., not Phd.

              Congratulations!!
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