African American site?

[Mustex]

Hey, I was wondering if anyone has thought about setting up a sister site to Landover based on African American preachers like Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: African American site?

Hey, I was wondering if anyone has thought about setting up a sister site to Landover based on African American preachers like Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton?

Well first of all, we are not racists. We don't believe in forcing the coloreds into some separate church, because LBC is the one true church. Anytime you get a bunch of those boys together, satan can't be far behind.

In addition, I hope that you understand that the nigra preachers you listed above are not following God's Holy Word. They are obviously false Christians and deceivers every one. In other words, they aren't the good kind of coloreds.

We have an excellent ex-negro ministry that you might want to look into. And just a few years ago, we relaxed our policy on negro admittance.

But enough about us. why don't you tell us about yourself, boy? What classes are you taking at Emory University this term? Are you a Methodist like our Godly President? What are some of your favorite scriptures?

[Mustex]

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But enough about us. why don't you tell us about yourself, boy? What classes are you taking at Emory University this term? Are you a Methodist like our Godly President? What are some of your favorite scriptures?

Wait, how did you?...I thought I put my yahoo address down...was it my IP address?

Eh, anyway, I can't really talk Godly-like, so I'm an Anth/Rel major, raised Methodist, but I've become a bit more of a heathen since going to college (still a Christian, but I'm not a big fan of Paul, and mostly go by Matt, Mark, Luke, and John, taking the other stuff with a grain of salt).

As for classes, I'm taking Modern Cathyolicism, Cross Cultures in Mental Health (they keep telling me somethin bout "culture-bound syndromes." If they read their bibles more they'd know it was just colored peoples attracting a lower class of demons), War and the Hebrew Bible (my professor's a hell-bound Joo), and Spanish 102 (Emuri polici requires us to take a demon language, but I always bring my KJV to class to protect me).

[Remy Lebeau]

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Hey, I was wondering if anyone has thought about setting up a sister site to Landover based on African American preachers like Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton?

Are you one of those ATLAH boys?

[Mustex]

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Oh, and no I'm not one of...those people. My Grandma even made sure I was shielded from Family Matters as a kid, making me turn it off every time she caught me watching it (she never had the sense to whack the demons out of me, though).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wait, how did you?...I thought I put my yahoo address down...was it my IP address?

Eh, anyway, I can't really talk Godly-like, so I'm an Anth/Rel major, raised Methodist, but I've become a bit more of a heathen since going to college (still a Christian, but I'm not a big fan of Paul, and mostly go by Matt, Mark, Luke, and John, taking the other stuff with a grain of salt).

As for classes, I'm taking Modern Cathyolicism, Cross Cultures in Mental Health (they keep telling me somethin bout "culture-bound syndromes." If they read their bibles more they'd know it was just colored peoples attracting a lower class of demons), War and the Hebrew Bible (my professor's a hell-bound Joo), and Spanish 102 (Emuri polici requires us to take a demon language, but I always bring my KJV to class to protect me).

Well Praise Jesus, you sound like a well-intentioned back-slider. Jesus has called you here to get you back on track, friend.

We follow the Holy Bible as the literal Word of God. Word-for-word, no "salt" needed. You might want to take a look at THIS thread since you are new here. Also THIS shows our beliefs in detail.

I'll be praying for you, son.

[VictoryOS]

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I really find it offensive when people use the term "African American". Coloreds are just as American as you or me. A compassionate person should never use a derogatory term like "African" to describe our Nigra cousins.

[tLakota]

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I really find it offensive when people use the term "African American". Coloreds are just as American as you or me. A compassionate person should never use a derogatory term like "African" to describe our Nigra cousins.

That's really nice of you, VOS! I personally get offended when people say that as well, because my color mostly comes from the West Indies and certain Native American Tribes. Only one side of my father's side has 'African American' blood, and I feel and have virtually NO ties to either Africa, or the hip hop 'culture'. Having great people like you guys really helps set the unbelievers in line. I'm judged by my actions and responses, not my skin color. If I acted ignorant, refused to spell correctly, and decided to fornicate and drink alcohol like the 'babies' mamas' I sincerely doubt I would welcomed here. And any race can, and on occasion does, act like that.