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  • #31
    Re: Religion: What's really evil.

    Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
    Geez, Hon, can't you at least put on a little Lipstick?

    The Thanksgiving Turkey will fly Right off the table, you looking like that!!!
    That's not me. And fyi: You look like a witch. So be careful not to wear any black clothes or you might get shot and killed by your own people.
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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    • #32
      Re: Religion: What's really evil.

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      That's not me. And fyi: You look like a witch. So be careful not to wear any black clothes or you might get shot and killed by your own people.
      OUCH! And I always thought that tiara was so classy!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #33
        Re: Religion: What's really evil.

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        That's not me. And fyi: You look like a witch. So be careful not to wear any black clothes or you might get shot and killed by your own people.
        What? What? Would Jesus shower with some kind of low-down goth?!!

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        • #34
          Re: Religion: What's really evil.

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          You should go ahead and call yourself damned for an eternity. Because that's what you are.
          I thought you claim to be an atheist?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #35
            Re: Religion: What's really evil.

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            I thought you claim to be an atheist?
            According to you, you're going to Hell. Either way, you're damned, whether there's a god or not. You're so infused with hate towards everything that isn't like you, you can't truelly live.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

            Moderatio est Figmentum

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            • #36
              Re: Religion: What's really evil.

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              According to you, you're going to Hell. Either way, you're damned, whether there's a god or not. You're so infused with hate towards everything that isn't like you, you can't truelly live.
              When have I ever claimed I was going to Hell? At one point, you seemed to be capable of making some kind of half-coherent argument, so it saddens me to see you descend to this level of drunken nonsense, it really does.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #37
                Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                When have I ever claimed I was going to Hell? At one point, you seemed to be capable of making some kind of half-coherent argument, so it saddens me to see you descend to this level of drunken nonsense, it really does.
                You never said that you were going to Hell, but according to your own beliefs in god, you're going straight to the fiery pit in a hand-basket.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                Moderatio est Figmentum

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                • #38
                  Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  You never said that you were going to Hell, but according to your own beliefs in god, you're going straight to the fiery pit in a hand-basket.
                  No, our actions are entirely consistent with God's commands. Why would God damn His own followers? It just doesn't make any sense.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    "Why is there enough religion to incite war, but not enough religion to instill tolerance?"

                    Religion is tearing this world apart. It has caused the majority of wars in the world, leaving men, women, and children dead nationwide.

                    tell me what wars have been cause by religion ?.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                      Originally posted by eightofninekev View Post
                      tell me what wars have been cause by religion ?.
                      Some of the more popular ones were called The Crusades. Then of course, The continuing war between Israel and the arabs, and the Sunnis fighting the Shiites in Iraq and elsewhere.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #41
                        Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                        Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                        What? What? Would Jesus shower with some kind of low-down goth?!!
                        Shower with jesus? .... I don't even think I want to know the story behind that...
                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                        Moderatio est Figmentum

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                        • #42
                          Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          Shower with jesus? .... I don't even think I want to know the story behind that...
                          Then you are about to receive your very first Blessing from a Member of Landover Baptist Church, Sister - from ME. Because everyone else in this whole darn Congregation keeps pestering me to know about Every Little Thing...and I told Jesus I wouldn't squeal on Him

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                          • #43
                            Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                            Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                            Then you are about to receive your very first Blessing from a Member of Landover Baptist Church, Sister - from ME. Because everyone else in this whole darn Congregation keeps pestering me to know about Every Little Thing...and I told Jesus I wouldn't squeal on Him

                            But Sister Sue Vera,you must admit it's just a bit unusual for JC to be using Badedas shower gel & clutching a rubber duck!
                            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                              Originally posted by lilith View Post
                              But Sister Sue Vera,you must admit it's just a bit unusual for JC to be using Badedas shower gel & clutching a rubber duck!
                              It is not for us to question His ways, Sis.

                              Although I did wonder why He was wearing those cheapo 'sea-anemone' plastic shower thongs from the Dollar Store, Lord Forgive me. I mean, "Master of the Universe" (or is that God? Or that old He-Man cartoon character?) or not, they just looked SO tacky!!! And what made Him take 'em off and use them to splash Water at me?

                              Something in me must have brought out His Inner Child

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                              • #45
                                Re: Religion: What's really evil.

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Shower with jesus? .... I don't even think I want to know the story behind that...
                                Sister Sue Vera sometimes takes a little nip of eggnog in the morning. I mean a little glass of eggnog, not a little jap of eggnog......anyway, she ended up in the shower with Jesus....but, as it turned out, it wasn't our Lord who was there for a second coming, it was Hay-soos the messkin gardener. And then another time it was Bill Clinton, but that's a whole different story.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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