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  • YoungWhiteChristian
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2012
    • 101
    #1

    Hello friends

    Hello my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. It's been a while and I am sorry for not coming back sooner but I have been extra busy as of late. For those of you that don't know, I live in one of the hardest hit areas by hurricane Sandy in NJ. Well not only was my house the ONLY one in my neighborhood to not suffer ANY damage, but my business has been BOOMING since the storm. I own a landscaping/tree removal business and just had to hire another 150 employees because we can NOT keep up with the demand. Anyway, I just got done faxing my updated tithing information to Miss Cookie in the Church office and will be mailing a large check tomorrow. God bless you all.
    YIC,
    John
    Psalm 107
    1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
    2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
    3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Hello friends

      Welcome back, friend.

      How goes it with your evangelism?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • YoungWhiteChristian
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2012
          • 101
          #3
          Re: Hello friends

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Welcome back, friend.

          How goes it with your evangelism?
          Thank you. My ministry has been going well. In fact, one of the main reasons that I have not been on here in quite some time besides work is because during what little free time that I have, I have been going to the FEMA camps and reciting Bible verses to the heathens who have been affected by the storm. I haven't been arrested for spreading The Word in quite some time and actually led to Christ three atheists tonight. I led them in prayer for forgiveness and recommended that they come and join this site. I am praying that they do so.
          Psalm 107
          1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
          2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
          3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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