[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Enough Lies

I am a Jew.

I'm done lying, for sure this time. I know that's got to be near impossible to believe, but it's over.

Maybe now I can actually become a member of this community.

Take a piece of paper and write "Hello Landover!" on it. Hold it up in front of you with one hand, give a thumbs up with the other hand, making sure your face is clearly visible and have your picture taken. Switch hands and take another picture, but hold up all five fingers in the free hand. Take another picture holding the paper with your teeth, and clasp fingers on both hands.
No excuses about "broken camera" or "no camera" will be acceptable (as inability to take pictures always seems to be the case in these instances). If you're truly repentant, you will find someone with a camera to take your picture.

[Sister Isabella]

Re: Enough Lies

Alright, I'll see what I can do.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Enough Lies

Why would a jooess want to become a member of Landover Baptist? Something smells (gefilte) fishy.