[Azakel]

Re: Greetings and Blessed Be.

Oh my Goddess, you're right!....but wouldn't a computer melt in hell??
Moon

No we have a good firewall down here

[MoonFlower]

Oh my Goddess, you're right!....but wouldn't a computer melt in hell??
Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Maybe Azekel is from another country? Be patient with him.

Moon

PS - You hang in there my Pagan friend.

The DoF says this creature is using a wireless conection dear gentle-but-hellbound Moonflower. WHAT ELSE WOULD SOMETHING FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL USE????

[MoonFlower]

Maybe Azekel is from another country? Be patient with him.

Moon

PS - You hang in there my Pagan friend.

[Bobby-Joe]

Okay you cout me. I can foul ant of you. Sorry I tried, and I had no idea that Azakel was one of the name of Satan. Do you mean Azazyel. And one thing about my DOF file, if my Birth Day is on Dec. 28 1984(witch it is) then that would make me 21 not 17.

The name, the bad spelling. It all adds up. Friends we may have a demon here in this for.

FOUL DEMON, I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS! GET THEE HENCE FROM THIS GODLY FORUM!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

You also like to hang with vampires. Jesus doesn't go for that, susie.

[Azakel]

The name azakel is one of satan's many demonic names. The fact that you call yourself this filthy word speaks volumes. Why should we believe anything you say, when your father is the father of lies? Squealing like a sissy and denying that you are a sodomite convinces no one.


The following is information taken from your DOF files.


Unless you want to spend eternity orally satisfying your master satan, I suggest you get Jesus on your side, susie.

Okay you cout me. I can foul ant of you. Sorry I tried, and I had no idea that Azakel was one of the name of Satan. Do you mean Azazyel. And one thing about my DOF file, if my Birth Day is on Dec. 28 1984(witch it is) then that would make me 21 not 17.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Let's get one thing straight. If you are not a Christian, then you are of the devil, and the devil is the father of lies...so how can we believe a word you say, homer? Get right with Christ, you recalcitrant filth!

The name azakel is one of satan's many demonic names. The fact that you call yourself this filthy word speaks volumes. Why should we believe anything you say, when your father is the father of lies? Squealing like a sissy and denying that you are a sodomite convinces no one.


The following is information taken from your DOF files.

You are 17 years old. Your birthday is Dec. 28, 1984. You have confessed to being attracted to men. You think there are gods and goddesses, and all manner of pagan nonsense. You have stated that you believe that "all religions are right", which is blasphemous. Worse yet, you consider yourself "angelkin", meaning you are in fact a satan worshipper.

Unless you want to spend eternity orally satisfying your master satan, I suggest you get Jesus on your side, susie.

[Witch Hammer]

I might not be Christian, but I am not a homer

Let's get one thing straight. If you are not a Christian, then you are of the devil, and the devil is the father of lies...so how can we believe a word you say, homer? Get right with Christ, you recalcitrant filth!

[Azakel]

Well, thank you all for the welcomes. I might not be Christian, but I am not a homer. I don't like man like that at all. And I am a virgin, never did the..you know what. The reason I'm here is to just talk with you all. Not to get saved be Jesus or your God.
Mother Gaia has been good to me. And I do believe that Jesus was a good man, and he did help people, I just don't follow him, it just doesn't feel right to me. I'm sorry if that make all of you and Jesus mad and that I am going to hell, but it's what I believe.

[MoonFlower]

YOU CALLED PA'DADDY A LADY! oooo I'm so gonna tell!

The one with the braided pits must have been "Fuzz" (he's a hairy man). He tends to braid his hair so he doesn't get all tangled in it when he walks.

As for the goat head...must have been something else - HARM NONE.

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

lmao, braiding the hair under my armpits?! Ok...that's a good one! I actually shave all bodily hair (except for the one on my scalp)...helps prevent lice.

Moon

hmmm...well the quality of the video IS a bit grainy. Perhaps that was one of your flabby hippie boyfriends I saw with the braided pit hair.....

In any event we do not want to see a spectacle like this again! And what did you need that goat head for? Pastor Pistle is going to be really angry little lady!

[MoonFlower]

lmao, braiding the hair under my armpits?! Ok...that's a good one! I actually shave all bodily hair (except for the one on my scalp)...helps prevent lice.

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

FORNICATION?! You weren't supposed to see that. *blushes*

Moon

Miss Moon, Pastor Pistle has already rebuked you about holding your satanic hippie orgies in the open. Don't make us have to fumigate the woods behind our True Christian compound again. The videos we received from the DOF reveal that you are still braiding the hair under your armpits, which is disgusting to Jesus.

Get a job and take a bath, hippie.

[MoonFlower]

FORNICATION?! You weren't supposed to see that. *blushes*

Moon