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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #76
    Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

    Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
    Now I'm seriously beginning to doubt whether you're even Irish. Never heard of uillleann pipes?
    Is that what they smoke crack out of?

    Are all scotchmen such hairsplitters that they think we care what the difference between a damned scotch and a damned denmarkistani is? I think this is just how they distract their victims before they rape them.

    When the kilt comes up, anuses get rent.

    I remember a scotch poem I heard when I was in Ireland, called "Anus Asunder". It was about little boys.

    I can't wait until God sends them the way of the Amalekites and the Sodomites. Hellward, that is. Maybe he will wash them out into the ocean to be eaten by saltwater crocodiles like he did the damned Taiwanese. I sure hope so. Everything in Europe is pretty much on the coast, as it is shaped like a penis with warts.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #77
      Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

      Originally posted by SamePerson View Post
      Actually we dont have bagpipes, wrong country...
      Wrong again. Sober up before you make anymore posts.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rylee Cline
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2012
        • 40

        #78
        Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

        Not sure why the people on here are so bitter with us

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        • dr wayne kerr
          Forum Member
           
          • Dec 2012
          • 95

          #79
          Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

          simply by association 'God Hates the Irish'

          Our Lord hates the Scottish even more.

          A man who truly walks in the light of our savior needs not wear a skirt.

          feel that your soul needs saving

          1 John 1:9
          If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.
          Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #80
            Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

            Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
            Not sure why the people on here are so bitter with us
            I haven't seen any bitterness here, dear, but I do think that people coming to a church forum with the goal in mind to mock the Good LORD and ridicule His Favorite People is rather rude. Any less than pleasant reactions ought not be a surprise, don't you think?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #81
              Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

              Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
              Not sure why the people on here are so bitter with us
              Friend, if we were bitter with you scotchmen, why would we be trying to desperately to save your pickled souls?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Matthew Hopkins
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2012
                • 808

                #82
                Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

                I sure do hope another Irish God-mocking whore doesn't come and pollute this thread any time soon. That would potentially bring on my heart trouble.

                YBIC

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #83
                  Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

                  I moved this thread into general praise and worship, since Jesus has chosen to use it as a beacon to call the Irish to repentance.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Matthew Hopkins
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 808

                    #84
                    Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

                    I fear that even the Catholic-culling, Protestant Irishers are irrevocably hell-bound, Brother. But I do so admire your perspicacity.

                    I, myself, would be willing to join you on a Mission to godless Ireland. It would be hard, Brother, very hard. But together, and possibly with a Pastor or two, and Brothers Hutchins and Deaner, if they would be willing, we could bring Christ's message to the harlots, queers and terrorists which inhabit that rain-soaked, God-forgotten, illegal arms dump of a bog-strewn, cesspit nation of retards.

                    Everything is within God's power, Brother. Everything.

                    YBIC

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2356

                      #85
                      Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

                      I hate the Irish cause they are sissies who wear skirts, they probably takes it up this ass too

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                      • Irish Xtian
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 1

                        #86
                        Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jamar D. Dodson View Post
                        Please come back when you're sober and can type a coherent introduction. I'll be honest and say I'm not sure if the Irish ever cease their drinking. If that is the case this is not be the place for your drunken monkeyshines.
                        I don't know what you're talking about you stupid filthy nigger the Irish are superior to your vermin all jigaboos are rapists and cannibals. Jamar how pathetic why don't you come back and post when you have a civilized white name.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #87
                          Re: im irish and im curious for your views on ireland?

                          Originally posted by Irish Xtian View Post
                          I don't know what you're talking about you stupid filthy nigger the Irish are superior to your vermin all jigaboos are rapists and cannibals. Jamar how pathetic why don't you come back and post when you have a civilized white name.
                          Dear Potato-Lover;

                          Go dive back into your bottle of whiskey. We don't tolerate racism here on God's favorite forum.

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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