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  • #46
    Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

    ThatDude has been asked to apologize publicly in this thread for his nasty words.

    If he does not do so within the next 2 (TWO!) minutes, he will be banned.
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    • #47
      Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      ThatDude has been asked to apologize publicly in this thread for his nasty words.

      If he does not do so within the next 2 (TWO!) minutes, he will be banned.
      You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)

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      • #48
        Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

        Originally posted by ThatDude View Post
        You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)
        Being of the retarded variety, ThatDude was unable to meet the requirements needed to be eligible to post on Landover Baptist forums.

        He will not be missed.
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        • #49
          Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

          His preoccupation with pee-pee and poopy was disgusting.



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          • #50
            Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

            Ok this one is good too....

            Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
            I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
            Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
            Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.

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            • #51
              Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

              Originally posted by Ynot1968 View Post
              Ok this one is good too....

              Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
              I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
              Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
              Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.
              Excuse me, but our bathroom habits are absolutely none of your business!

              And if JESUS ever made a poo poo, I am sure it wasn't like ours. The Holy Feces of CHRIST JESUS could heal the blind just by rubbing on their eyes, or feed the hungry.

              PRAISE HIM!
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              - Proverbs 15:3

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