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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356

    #1

    Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth



    I dont like that "metaphorically" part though, atheists needs to be punched in the mouth, literally
  • FreeFromBrains
    Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
    • May 2012
    • 389

    #2
    Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post



    I dont like that "metaphorically" part though, atheists needs to be punched in the mouth, literally
    Well that makes no sense. Bullies are often bigger than the people they bully.

    Can a dwarf bully Andre the Giant? I think this dope has mixed his metaphors.

    Or something like that.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • Nerddy
      Unsaved trash, repulsive obese queer
      • Dec 2012
      • 53

      #3
      Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

      May I ask if heaven is all loving and happiness, fun joy. There's no hate, losing, bad, and anything negative. Is this correct? Just asking... thanks.

      I hope you understand. My English is not good.
      "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
      - Proverbs 3:5-6

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      • Thaddeus Allerton
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2012
        • 73

        #4
        Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post



        I dont like that "metaphorically" part though, atheists needs to be punched in the mouth, literally
        I am not a large man, body and height wise, but I will stand up and punch any atheist that I come across. I will gladly do this in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. First I need new running shoes in case the atheist bully turns out NOT to be a paper tiger.
        Deuteronomy 23:1
        Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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        • Thaddeus Allerton
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2012
          • 73

          #5
          Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

          Originally posted by Neddy View Post
          May I ask if heaven is all loving and happiness, fun joy. There's no hate, losing, bad, and anything negative. Is this correct? Just asking... thanks.

          I hope you understand. My English is not good.
          Your English may not be good but Hell accepts all languages.
          Deuteronomy 23:1
          Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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          • Nerddy
            Unsaved trash, repulsive obese queer
            • Dec 2012
            • 53

            #6
            Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

            Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
            Your English may not be good but Hell accepts all languages.
            Hi. What are you trying to mean? Please be more specific and simple. Thanks.
            "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
            - Proverbs 3:5-6

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            • Thaddeus Allerton
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2012
              • 73

              #7
              Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

              Originally posted by Neddy View Post
              Hi. What are you trying to mean? Please be more specific and simple. Thanks.
              I would direct any questions you have regarding Heaven and its atmosphere to a Church elder.
              Deuteronomy 23:1
              Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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              • Nerddy
                Unsaved trash, repulsive obese queer
                • Dec 2012
                • 53

                #8
                Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

                Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
                I would direct any questions you have regarding Heaven and its atmosphere to a Church elder.
                Why to a Church elder only?
                "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
                - Proverbs 3:5-6

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                • Thaddeus Allerton
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 73

                  #9
                  Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

                  Originally posted by Neddy View Post
                  Why to a Church elder only?
                  Because they are wise in the ways of the Lord. You can't seek advice from those unwise in the ways of True Christianity™. To do so will corrupt your soul and, in my opinion, relegate you to queer, re-tard and Joo status.
                  Deuteronomy 23:1
                  Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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                  • Thaddeus Allerton
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 73

                    #10
                    Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

                    Originally posted by Neddy View Post
                    Why to a Church elder only?
                    If I were you I would change your signature to a KJV 1611 quote. Anything else is hedonistic.
                    Deuteronomy 23:1
                    Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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                    • Nerddy
                      Unsaved trash, repulsive obese queer
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 53

                      #11
                      Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

                      Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
                      If I were you I would change your signature to a KJV 1611 quote. Anything else is hedonistic.
                      k.
                      "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
                      - Proverbs 3:5-6

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth

                        Originally posted by Neddy View Post
                        May I ask if heaven is all loving and happiness, fun joy. There's no hate, losing, bad, and anything negative. Is this correct? Just asking... thanks.

                        I hope you understand. My English is not good.
                        Please do not derail threads with questions that can be answered by using the search function. All answers can be found HERE.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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