[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Read the FAQ: Should I move to Freehold Iowa?

[Bob4God]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Wish I could get saved, sounds like a lot I am missing out on.

The good news is it is not too late to be saved and become a True Christian!

JESUS wants you to come to Him, and He is just waiting to fill you up to the brim with His warm, sweet love!

[NCOH]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Wish I could get saved, sounds like a lot I am missing out on.

[NCOH]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Reason they couldn't give you directions is because it is unincorporated. They keep it off the maps because they don't want hordes of people coming there to persecute them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Well, my cousin is now in college in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Could you give me directions from Cedar Rapids to Freehold so that I can text/call him to tell him about this church, its city, and how to get there? He's read a lot of bad things about this church on the Internet, and I wanna show him that, well, LBC's not that bad, and that Freehold is basically an average Midwestern city, except with a high proportion of conservative Christians.

No.

[Ammiel Habakuk]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Well, my cousin is now in college in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Could you give me directions from Cedar Rapids to Freehold so that I can text/call him to tell him about this church, its city, and how to get there? He's read a lot of bad things about this church on the Internet, and I wanna show him that, well, LBC's not that bad, and that Freehold is basically an average Midwestern city, except with a high proportion of conservative Christians.

How dare you call Freehold "average"? It is as close to Heaven as you could get to see in this Earth, before the LORD Jesus Christ comes back to erase all nigras and other sicknesses from the planet. There is not a "high proportion" of conservative Christians there, it's all inhabited by True Christians, who dedicate their time to praise Him and honor Him in everyway that money can buy, Hallelujah! I'm pretty sure your little "friend" couldn't go past security, they don't allow queers in Freehold.

[earwig]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Well, my cousin is now in college in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Could you give me directions from Cedar Rapids to Freehold so that I can text/call him to tell him about this church, its city, and how to get there? He's read a lot of bad things about this church on the Internet, and I wanna show him that, well, LBC's not that bad, and that Freehold is basically an average Midwestern city, except with a high proportion of conservative Christians.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

It was designed after the home of a famous sickular actor who I will not mention.

I would hope not Brother Aaron, Pastor Deacon Fred would be very upset if he knew.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Here is a picture of Pastor Deacon Fred's new house. It was designed after the home of a famous sickular actor who I will not mention. The little jet is one of the Landover AirJesus planes, the big jet Pastor just got and it is waiting to be refitted and painted.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

This is a picture of the servants quarters, I am reluctant to put up a photo of my mansion for security reasons.

YIC,
Sayved

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

Is there anything in particular that you'd like to see?

Actually, I'm looking for homes (Gold Tithing Level and above), popular social gathering places (other than church) and gun/ammunition shops. I'm considering moving to Freehold (after my security clearance upgrade) and I'd like to know the best places to socialize and shop, by sight if possible. Thanks.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

I'd like to revive this thread with one request. Please provide plenty of pictures (if security allows).

Happy to oblige. Here's the baptismal fountain outside the Ronald Reagan Convention Hall and Chastisement Center:



Off to the right, you can barely make out the construction site of the All Purpose Multi Temple. Is there anything in particular that you'd like to see?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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I'd like to revive this thread with one request. Please provide plenty of pictures (if security allows).

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Hey Pastor, I was wondering why kind of Guns that shop carries. Is it pretty much just small arms, or rifles also? If they carry anything heavier than a .338, that would be pretty cool.

They have an amazing selection of weapons for the True Christian Warrior®, and can order in just about any firearm known to man. Here's some video from the Great Winter Witch Roundup we held in January. Just as we spotted our first coven, Brother Joe showed up with a truckload of Vietnam-era M72 rocket launchers:

I'm not sure how we're going to top that for the summer witch hunt, but there have been rumors that the Pitts have an inside track on a surplus Black Hawk assault helicopter.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred

I shop here frequently Pastor Zeke. They do not worry about all that silly Federal paperwork. GLORY!

Yes, indeed! This is one of the conveniences that Mr. Thyme in particular very much appreciates, especially for his bulk purchases.