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Hondas are for satanists
Have you seen the newest Honda sale commercial? Those pretentious <insert profanity here>(Lord forgive me), have been so foolish as to have a divine representation in their "100 Days Grace" commercial. Those heretic oriental demons. They have absolutely no idea how our Father looks, yet they portray Him as loving their new sale. As if God would even step foot into a Honda dealership. God hates imports, because he loves America, and imports hurt America.
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Have you seen the newest Honda sale commercial? Those pretentious <insert profanity here>(Lord forgive me), have been so foolish as to have a divine representation in their "100 Days Grace" commercial. Those heretic oriental demons. They have absolutely no idea how our Father looks, yet they portray Him as loving their new sale. As if God would even step foot into a Honda dealership. God hates imports, because he loves America, and imports hurt America.
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Well put, Mr. Guitarist!
I have not seen this ad. Is it available on the Internet somewhere, that we may all castigate and condemn it together?www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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Is this it, guitarist?
If so, Nissan is claiming that they can offer you grace, where you don't have to make a payment for 100 days. This is blasphemy! Grace is God's love, which is offered to us, not some gimmick to sell cars!A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.Comment
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That's the one. Honda...Nissan...it's all the same garbage.Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View PostMake a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.Comment
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It has been proven before that God hates the Honda, especially the NSX.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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It's not Nisson, it's Nissan as in sand not sond. Mien Gott.sigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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I wasn't going to trade in any of my Hummers for one of those dreadful little things anyway.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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I know our economy would be healthier if we quit buying chinese cars, video games and that sashimi stuff Hiroshi was talking about. What do the slants buy from us in return?Come climb my mountains.Comment
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I'm all for buying domestic, but if God sees fit to bless me with a new (or used) Honda, I'll use the vehicle for His glory, just like I would a Ford. Honda's can be used by Christians as well as satanists. It really makes no difference.Comment
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First of all, any vehicle that gets more than 16 miles per gallon is for satinists, and Honda comes right out and advertises that their cars get way more than 16 mpg. And also, the 2008 Honda models have a satanic sacrificial altar where a cup holder was in the 2007 models.Comment
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Frankly I don't understand why the sale of Hondas and other chink vehicles aren't banned as I'm sure the profits go to aide and abet our terrorist enemies. I just pray those America haters who buy them get a twinge of guilt when Pearl Harbor II: The Nipocalypse happens.
The only cars any decent human being should buy are American. Or the more expensive Kraut or Wop cars because at least they're not going to attack us.Posted via Prayer
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Certainly it does!Originally posted by Samuel Butler View Post
The objects of Satan cannot be used for God's Work! That'd be like having the thirsty drink from a Catholic communion cup! They'd be cursed, just as your witnessing would be if you used a Nissan or Honda!
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Why not consider a Godly vehicle like this:
It is used in religious practice and is clearly environmentally friendly.sigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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Hitler had his car stolen, even he doesn't like Honda's watch for the comment about the S2000 (its a Honda BTW)
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.Comment
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