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  • sybil2008
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 4

    #1

    god rocks

    i love god and jesus who is with me on this???? the bible must be the best book in my house i read it everyday before i go to work, i even have a tape in my car like an audio book its awesome. can i get an audio book of the kgv1611 im sick of the liberal crap from the niv glad to have you back pastor ezekiel
  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271

    #2
    Re: god rocks

    Originally posted by sybil2008 View Post
    i love god and jesus who is with me on this???? the bible must be the best book in my house i read it everyday before i go to work, i even have a tape in my car like an audio book its awesome. can i get an audio book of the kgv1611 im sick of the liberal crap from the niv glad to have you back pastor ezekiel
    I'm interested in the meaning of your name. As far as I'm aware, the name 'sybil' means 'witch'..........
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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    • sybil2008
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2008
      • 4

      #3
      Re: god rocks

      im not going to repent i was given the name sybil by god himself in a vision i had long ago

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      • Mad European
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 63

        #4
        Re: god rocks

        It's KJV1611...

        Why waste your time with the rantings of the NIV if you deteste it so much?

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: god rocks

          Originally posted by sybil2008 View Post
          i love god and jesus who is with me on this???? the bible must be the best book in my house i read it everyday before i go to work, i even have a tape in my car like an audio book its awesome. can i get an audio book of the kgv1611 im sick of the liberal crap from the niv glad to have you back pastor ezekiel
          Welcome to "God's favorite Forum.

          I shall have to reprimand you I'm afraid as the Caps Lock on your Computer seems to have failed.
          I'm sure that no-one who Loves God or Jesus would ever fail to CAPITALIZE the G of God or the J of Jesus.
          It's a mark of disrespect.
          I notice you also failed when referring to Pastor Ezekiel.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • sybil2008
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2008
            • 4

            #6
            Re: god rocks

            god is great he came to me in a holy dream last night and told me i had to read the bible twice thismorning so i did, u are evil if you do not belive

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            • Mad European
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 63

              #7
              Re: god rocks

              Shutup you moron.

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              • sybil2008
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2008
                • 4

                #8
                Re: god rocks

                IM SORRY FOR DISRESPECTING gOD IT WAS A MISTAKE I THINK MY COMPUTER MAY BE POSSESED BY THE DEVIL AS POP UPS OF NAKED WOMEN KEEP POPPING UP ON MY SCREEN O gOD PLEASE GUIDE ME

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: god rocks

                  Originally posted by sybil2008 View Post
                  IM SORRY FOR DISRESPECTING gOD IT WAS A MISTAKE I THINK MY COMPUTER MAY BE POSSESED BY THE DEVIL AS POP UPS OF NAKED WOMEN KEEP POPPING UP ON MY SCREEN O gOD PLEASE GUIDE ME
                  You just got yourself Banned for being an outright and utter idiot.

                  Anyone else wanna play?

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Mad European
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 63

                    #10
                    Re: god rocks

                    I agree. That guy is a muppet. I seem to be agreeing an awful lot with LBC today, you all seem to be making sense.

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                    • Brother Guy Bayard
                      Anvil of the Antipodes
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1271

                      #11
                      Re: god rocks

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      You just got yourself Banned for being an outright and utter idiot.

                      Anyone else wanna play?
                      Well done Talitha. For a woman you're
                      ok by me. Keep up the good work.
                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: god rocks

                        Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                        Well done Talitha. For a woman you're
                        ok by me. Keep up the good work.
                        Why thank you Brother Guy, and for an Antipodean you're OK by me too

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Brother Guy Bayard
                          Anvil of the Antipodes
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1271

                          #13
                          Re: god rocks

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          Why thank you Brother Guy, and for an Antipodean you're OK by me too
                          I try to overcome my faults, as do you.
                          (psst.....ixnay on the 'australienay')
                          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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