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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory OS!!

    (sorry I'm a day late. I accidentally got locked in my prayer closet.)

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    Dear Sister in Christ!





    I hope your wonderful
    Husband takes you to your
    favorite all you can eat buffet!

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory OS!!

      Happy Birthday!
      Drama queen

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory OS!!

          That's funny, because my Husband always tells me I'm so dumb he's surprised I can find my way out of the prayer closet. He's right!

          Thank you ladies for the warm birthday wishes.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory OS!!

              A most Blessed Birthday to you, dear Sister in Christ!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Shimei
                  Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 203
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory OS!!

                  Happy Birthday!

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