can animals burn in hell?

[Bjorn Jensen]

After the latest phenomenon of gay dogs, i have been thinking of whether animals can burn in hell or not. The answer is, sadly, most likely no, since animals does not have souls. I am not comfortable with the thought that something that is gay, may it be human or beast (or both), not burning in hell when it dies if it has not repented its sins. That does not just seem fair to me, i mean, sins should be severly punished, shouldnt they? To make a compensation for this, maybe we should torture these gay animals and make them die very slowly, so they at least get an idea of what hell would be like?

Also i cant find any Bible verse condemning this idea

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

Brother, whilst I agree with your sentiment and I know you have a good heart I think the problem would be keeping the gay animal alive so it suffers. God can do this with human gays because He understands that their torment must be eternal.

As Jesus said,

Mark 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

This dog is clearly dead but maybe you could wet the dog first to prolong the suffering?



YIC

Jack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

I know that animals can burn on my grill, if the help doesn't watch the coals close enough!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

What we need to do is to find out a way to torture the animals and still keep them alive. Is there a way to set a dog on fire, then extinguish the fire, inject it with something that keeps it alive, set it on fire, extinguish it, inject it with something that keeps it alive and repeat that process over and over again so that it resembles hell as closely as possible? Could this be something for the scientheists at the Freehold University? Appearently the Japs has found away to fry animals and still keep them alive, but what we need to to do is to find out a way to repeat that process

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

Mitt Romney tied his dog to the top of his car - maybe he was on to something.

Then there was Obama that ate dog growing up in Indonesia, and I think the chinks also eat dog - but I'm not altogether sure how they prepare it.

[Forest Spirit]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

the snakes and spiders and people in hell don't burn so why would your dog ?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

the snakes and spiders and people in hell don't burn so why would your dog ?

Since when do you believe in Hell?

[Forest Spirit]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

Since when do you believe in Hell?

all i know about hell is that people who kill their pets and beat their wives and sell their children like YOU PEOPLE are the ones that are going to hell

[BelieverInGod]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

all i know about hell is that people who kill their pets and beat their wives and sell their children like YOU PEOPLE are the ones that are going to hell

That's nice. You take a Christian belief and twist it around so that only True Christians(TM) end up in it....

What about all of the witches who divined information from the entrails of animals?

[Forest Spirit]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

What about all of the witches who divined information from the entrails of animals?

if she floats then you burn her

[BelieverInGod]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

if she floats then you burn her

Willing to take the test?

[Forest Spirit]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

that was a joke you've never heard of monty python ?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

that was a joke you've never heard of monty python ?

Hmmm.......

Nope, ball python, angolian python, african rock python, reticulated python, but no, I've never heard of a monty python.

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

I remember Monty Python. He was this guy from the UK that had a comedy show. It was mostly an excuse to show girls in skimpy clothes. Usually this man would smack a girl on her behind and then they would run around in fast motion and play a song on the devil's saxamaphone. They finally shut the whole thing down in the 1980s after he killed some short bald old man by smacking him on the head all the time.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: can animals burn in hell?

that was a joke you've never heard of monty python ?

Monty Python. The makers of 'Life of Byron', the most disgusting film ever made.

Every moment is a sordid mockery of our Lord Jesus Christ. I've never seen it and never will.

God has smited the sodomite member with the AIDS already, just four more to go.

Romans 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

YIC

Jack