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  • Justina Thyme
    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2007
    • 1718

    #1

    Happy Mother's Day!

    To all moms everywhere! Mine's been gone for a lot of years, but it's good to remember her and the things she did for me.
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Happy Mother's Day!

    All of you True Christian Ladies be Sure™ to remember what JESUS (or somebody) Demanded: BE FRUITY AND MULTIPLY!!!!!

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Happy Mother's Day!

      Happy Mother's Day!

      And thank you Jesus for not making Thumper and I feed our offspring to each other as a test of our faith. AMEN
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      • Old Man Hatchet
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        Beloved Church Elder
        World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2084

        #4
        Re: Happy Mother's Day!

        Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers of Landover, and to my own mother, who turns 100 next month. I attribute her longevity to the fact that I've been beating her regularly since I turned eleven. It keeps her lively and on her toes.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: Happy Mother's Day!

          I'd wish my Roman Cathoholic mother a happy Mother's Day, but as we all know, she and my father were killed in a tragic thresher accident in downtown Chicago when I was five.

          I suppose I should be grateful to her for dying; had she not, I'd not have been raised in a Christian orphanage and learned about Jesus, instead of praying to Mary, who had a little Lamb and thought that made her Queen of Heaven.
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