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  • Paragon of virtue
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2013
    • 547

    #1

    He who is without sin casts the first stone...at a modern day Jezebel!

    You can only mock the Lord for so long before he will strike with terrible vengeance!

    Romans 12:19

    He knows that we would stone this feminazi, lesbo-slut ASAP if we were able, but we didn't have to. He said, "I got this!". This is a warning shot of sorts, and I don't think he quite got the torque he wanted to on the throw, but you do know that he has a lot of stuff on his plate with North Korea and Obama doing their things to ruin his favorite country. It should have given this whore a chance to think about her life but no she's still going to participate in Satan's favorite sport. I guess it only proves the Bible true once more.

    Proverbs 26:11

    Danica Patrick got hit in the head by a rock
    By Jay Busbee

    When you see the headline "Danica Patrick got hit in the head with a rock," your first thought is, "Who threw it?" (Our money would be on one of the Busch brothers. Maybe Tony Stewart.)
    But no, turns out Patrick was clonked purely by accident at a Vegas dirt-track race. She's fine, thanks for asking: “I feel like I have a concussion from [Thursday] night," she said. "I got hit by a rock at the dirt track and I took it to the ground. I feel like this is really sore. It hit me straight in the head. Good thing I had a hat on or I’m feeling like there would have been blood."
    On a slightly more serious note, Patrick did have to undergo some testing after her vicious hit in Phoenix, where the entire side of her car was torn open after a blown right tire sent her into the wall.
    "I was able to say my name and where I was born [to safety crews]," she said. "They take your blood pressure, they do like vitals and they ask how you’re feeling and I really felt fine. It’s understandable that my neck would be sore. The medical staff always does a checkup the next day, they either call or send you a text to ask how you’re doing ... I said I had a headache on Sunday night and on Monday my neck was sore. They said, 'It sounded like it could have been worse, so we’re glad you’re okay.'"

    So with her bell rung already, Vegas is off to a great start for Patrick. The whereabouts of the rock are unknown. Surely there are plenty of people ready to chastise it for threatening NASCAR's darling, and quite a few others ready to shake whatever passes for a rock's hand. Either way, somebody could've made a few bucks by selling it on ebay.
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: He who is without sin casts the first stone...at a modern day Jezebel!

    Who or what is a Danica Patrick
    Drama queen

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: He who is without sin casts the first stone...at a modern day Jezebel!

      Danica Patrick is a fraud. They got some homer to dress up like a girl and go racing, just to push the feminist lie that women are competent behind the wheel.

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      • Paragon of virtue
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 547

        #4
        Re: He who is without sin casts the first stone...at a modern day Jezebel!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Danica Patrick is a fraud. They got some homer to dress up like a girl and go racing, just to push the feminist lie that women are competent behind the wheel.

        So the conspiracy is even greater than I first thought. I should have realized. Look at how manly he/she/it looks. You can bet that he/she/it is what the filthy homers call a "top". A gay, homersexual, cross-dressing race car driver, and people wonder why this country has gone to the dogs! I've done some digging and I managed to find a picture of his/her/its "bottom" and to say it is a disturbing scene does not give it justice.
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