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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!
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  • Old Man Hatchet
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    • Sep 2006
    • 2084

    #2
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

      60! Awesome!.

      Happy Birthday Pastor!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

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        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

        Happy Birthday, Pastor Billy-Reuben!
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
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          True Christian™
          • Aug 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

          xxx for the Birthday Boy.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Justina Thyme
            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 1718

            #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

            Have a blessed one, Pastor BR!

            Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:25 PM.
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Senior Pastor
              VP of Evangelical Outreach
              On FIRE for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5812

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              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

              Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. The deacons and some of the major tithers took me out to lunch at the Olive Garden today. I had the Grilled Chicken Spiedini and it was delicious. I wish I hadn't eaten so much salad and breadsticks before the meal. I barely had room for my free birthday cannoli. I might end up needing a nap this afternoon.

              The waitress didn't seem too happy with her turtle tip card and the stack of Chick tracts we left for her. I'm pretty sure she isn't saved.

              Originally posted by Dancing With Myself
              Is the arthritis kicking in yet?
              I'll have you know I'm fit as a fiddle. Arthritis only affects people who don't have enough meat on their bones and who damage their ligaments by spending their lives exercising.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                The waitress didn't seem too happy with her turtle tip card and the stack of Chick tracts we left for her. I'm pretty sure she isn't saved.
                Wow, you left her something utterly worthless and she didn't seem happy. Imagine that.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Senior Pastor
                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                  On FIRE for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5812

                  #9
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                  Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                  Wow, you left her something utterly worthless and she didn't seem happy. Imagine that.
                  WORTHLESS? What we left her was PRICELESS.

                  How could anyone consider the opportunity to get Saved and avoid an eternity in Hell to be worthless?

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                  Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                  #ChristianLivesMatter

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #10
                    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                    WORTHLESS? What we left her was PRICELESS.

                    How could anyone consider the opportunity to get Saved and avoid an eternity in Hell to be worthless?

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben

                    Those cheesy Chick tracts are not going to convince anyone to change their religious beliefs.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                      So for his happy birthday, Pastor Billy-Reuben gets a....Maggoty Old Crone

                      Blessed Birthday to you, Pastor B-R!

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                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Senior Pastor
                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                        On FIRE for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5812

                        #12
                        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                        Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                        Those cheesy Chick tracts are not going to convince anyone to change their religious beliefs.
                        Are you kidding? Of course Chick Tracts work. I have proof here: Do Chick Tracts really work?

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                        ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                        Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                        #ChristianLivesMatter

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #13
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                          Are you kidding? Of course Chick Tracts work. I have proof here: Do Chick Tracts really work?

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben

                          They do have one use - they make good tinder when I want to light a fire in the hearth.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #14
                            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                            Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                            They do have one use - they make good tinder when I want to light a fire in the hearth.
                            So do witches.
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                            Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                            #ChristianLivesMatter

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #15
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pastor BR!!!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                              So do witches.

                              Burning paper isn't a crime - burning people is.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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