[tLakota]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Snowboarders are even "gayer" than skiers. They stick their butts out on every turn to the left. They land on their butts. They cuss and listen to devil music. The snowboarder chicks are lesbos. Where do you get your information? PBS ?

Colorado Springs is more like "bomb those ragheads central" to me. Kill from the safety of your cockpit. God is my copilot. AMEN

I get my info from the source, which is Colorado. Not pulling it out my ass like you, unsaved trash. I know quite a few snowboarders, they are Christian, tithe, and some are engaged to pretty girls at the age of 18. Making them Christian, and very not gay. And making them unlike you in every way, Mr. Cravin' More Head (nasty f***er, you're gross).

P.S.: DIA(Denver International Airport) is
NOT a terrorist friendly place, and the
demographics are mostly wealthy, white families
and the coloreds that manage to make enough
to live the same lifestyle. STFU, dumbass.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Colorado will be the next state to endorse gay "marriage". Homos run rampant in the rockies.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Colorado Springs is not a ski central. It's south of Denver and has very little mountain anything. It's more known as figure skater/hockey central because Broadmoor skate club has sent many great skaters to Nationals and Worlds. They've won, or tried to win, medals that honor our great states, so that's a good thing.

I've personally been to CO Springs, and it's rather posh and would be better compared to a mix between Aspen and Estes. Both of which are nice places to live.

Have any of you even been there? Or are you pulling things(for a lack of better words)out your ass?

Jesus wouldn't have hated skiers because Jesus would not have seen or known about them at the time he was on Earth. And since then he's been making room for us in heaven and answering prayers.

Besides, women and men both ski, and the majority are definitely not gay. In fact, most are couples, and under that are elderly couples, and after them is the people that even bother competing. So where is your information coming from? Zeke wouldn't even have to write a report on a sport that isn't really committed to in Iowa, unless he witnessed something weird in person. Right?

Besides, everyone knows that the CO Rockies are best known as Snowboarding central anyway.

Snowboarders are even "gayer" than skiers. They stick their butts out on every turn to the left. They land on their butts. They cuss and listen to devil music. The snowboarder chicks are lesbos. Where do you get your information? PBS ?

Colorado Springs is more like "bomb those ragheads central" to me. Kill from the safety of your cockpit. God is my copilot. AMEN

[tLakota]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Brethren,

As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian™ community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.

Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.

Jesus hates skiers and so should you.

Colorado Springs is not a ski central. It's south of Denver and has very little mountain anything. It's more known as figure skater/hockey central because Broadmoor skate club has sent many great skaters to Nationals and Worlds. They've won, or tried to win, medals that honor our great states, so that's a good thing.

I've personally been to CO Springs, and it's rather posh and would be better compared to a mix between Aspen and Estes. Both of which are nice places to live.

Have any of you even been there? Or are you pulling things(for a lack of better words)out your ass?

Jesus wouldn't have hated skiers because Jesus would not have seen or known about them at the time he was on Earth. And since then he's been making room for us in heaven and answering prayers.

Besides, women and men both ski, and the majority are definitely not gay. In fact, most are couples, and under that are elderly couples, and after them is the people that even bother competing. So where is your information coming from? Zeke wouldn't even have to write a report on a sport that isn't really committed to in Iowa, unless he witnessed something weird in person. Right?

Besides, everyone knows that the CO Rockies are best known as Snowboarding central anyway.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Modern skiing related faggotry can be blamed on all the spandex and neon colors that tempt the feeble in faith to engage in "ski lifting" and "slaloming" with wild abandon.
It's a European sport anyway. Like figureskating and the one where they push the rock pumpkin at the horseshoe marker over the ice.

It's just gay, knock it off, you all are going to Hell.

Actually, alot of the neon and spandex has been replaced by dark grays and black and loose fitting. Appropriate for their dark souls and loose morals. The "good" skiers like to jump off cliffs and go into "deep" powder.
All analogous to their jumps into the pits of hell and deep anal sex.

[Marshall]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Modern skiing related faggotry can be blamed on all the spandex and neon colors that tempt the feeble in faith to engage in "ski lifting" and "slaloming" with wild abandon.
It's a European sport anyway. Like figureskating and the one where they push the rock pumpkin at the horseshoe marker over the ice.

It's just gay, knock it off, you all are going to Hell.

[Marshall]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

The wii "controller" is phallic.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Then there's the whole "helmet" thing. Skiers all look like black penises sliding around. Just an all around sicko sport if you ask me.

As far as the Wii. It's REAL easy to be moving that controller around and have the hand go to the wrong place. Devil's invention for sure.

[Marshall]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Friend, I don't know what your saying, but I like where you're coming from.
Skiing is a very homosexual thing to do. Even the spelling is gay. TWO i's?
The only other thing spelled like that is Wii and we all know that leads to anal warts and masturbation.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I see a definite trend in skiing towards gaydom. The BIG WIDE SHAPED skis are just perfect for the slippery slope to the rectal double diamond runs. Glad you have opened my eyes to the "no safe" zone of skiing.
Praise you all and pray for JHMR. Even though our blessed Cheney lives there, he must live in constant fear of getting corn-holed by a fischer
Big Stix. Ouch

[Deaner]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

SKiing is not gay!!!!

Skiing is definitely gay. It's the only sport where you're supposed to purposely stay out of other people's way while wearing skin tight queer outfits. What a bunch of retards.

[Marshall]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

What a potty mouth. You must have had too many "snow bunnies" in your short life to develop such a sick mind.

[me1111]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

okay guys i do have to admit that this is getting to be very rediculous. I'm a christian and im 16 i think that this website is a load of total crap. this is the jist of the website. Guy with way to much time on his hands wants to critisize other christians and tell them that they are horrible so he makes a website to do so.

and now you guys are hating on skiing? and relating it to being GAY?? thats the biggest load of bullshit ive ever seen in my whole life. Do u ever think that god doesnt want you guys to always hate on random crap? do u ever think about saying something nice?

I think that you guys are hating on skiing because its the greatest thing ever. BUT ITS NOT GAY! if anything its so sick, i mean who doesnt like waking up when god has blessed us with snow? everyone does!

SKiing is not gay!!!! and you guys are just a bunch of hypocrites that dont have anything better to do than sit on a computer and critisize people for the stupidest shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

y must thou hate on skiing. HOW DO U GET FROM CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA???

Snowmobile?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

y must thou hate on skiing. HOW DO U GET FROM CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA???

I don't know what kind of gibberish you're going on about here. Perhaps you should look into "Jesus4eternalLife".