[Marshall]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Friend, I don't know what your saying, but I like where you're coming from.
Skiing is a very homosexual thing to do. Even the spelling is gay. TWO i's?
The only other thing spelled like that is Wii and we all know that leads to anal warts and masturbation.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Then there's the whole "helmet" thing. Skiers all look like black penises sliding around. Just an all around sicko sport if you ask me.

As far as the Wii. It's REAL easy to be moving that controller around and have the hand go to the wrong place. Devil's invention for sure.

[Marshall]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

The wii "controller" is phallic.

[Marshall]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Modern skiing related faggotry can be blamed on all the spandex and neon colors that tempt the feeble in faith to engage in "ski lifting" and "slaloming" with wild abandon.
It's a European sport anyway. Like figureskating and the one where they push the rock pumpkin at the horseshoe marker over the ice.

It's just gay, knock it off, you all are going to Hell.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Modern skiing related faggotry can be blamed on all the spandex and neon colors that tempt the feeble in faith to engage in "ski lifting" and "slaloming" with wild abandon.
It's a European sport anyway. Like figureskating and the one where they push the rock pumpkin at the horseshoe marker over the ice.

It's just gay, knock it off, you all are going to Hell.

Actually, alot of the neon and spandex has been replaced by dark grays and black and loose fitting. Appropriate for their dark souls and loose morals. The "good" skiers like to jump off cliffs and go into "deep" powder.
All analogous to their jumps into the pits of hell and deep anal sex.

[tLakota]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Brethren,

As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian™ community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.

Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.

Jesus hates skiers and so should you.

Colorado Springs is not a ski central. It's south of Denver and has very little mountain anything. It's more known as figure skater/hockey central because Broadmoor skate club has sent many great skaters to Nationals and Worlds. They've won, or tried to win, medals that honor our great states, so that's a good thing.

I've personally been to CO Springs, and it's rather posh and would be better compared to a mix between Aspen and Estes. Both of which are nice places to live.

Have any of you even been there? Or are you pulling things(for a lack of better words)out your ass?

Jesus wouldn't have hated skiers because Jesus would not have seen or known about them at the time he was on Earth. And since then he's been making room for us in heaven and answering prayers.

Besides, women and men both ski, and the majority are definitely not gay. In fact, most are couples, and under that are elderly couples, and after them is the people that even bother competing. So where is your information coming from? Zeke wouldn't even have to write a report on a sport that isn't really committed to in Iowa, unless he witnessed something weird in person. Right?

Besides, everyone knows that the CO Rockies are best known as Snowboarding central anyway.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Colorado Springs is not a ski central. It's south of Denver and has very little mountain anything. It's more known as figure skater/hockey central because Broadmoor skate club has sent many great skaters to Nationals and Worlds. They've won, or tried to win, medals that honor our great states, so that's a good thing.

I've personally been to CO Springs, and it's rather posh and would be better compared to a mix between Aspen and Estes. Both of which are nice places to live.

Have any of you even been there? Or are you pulling things(for a lack of better words)out your ass?

Jesus wouldn't have hated skiers because Jesus would not have seen or known about them at the time he was on Earth. And since then he's been making room for us in heaven and answering prayers.

Besides, women and men both ski, and the majority are definitely not gay. In fact, most are couples, and under that are elderly couples, and after them is the people that even bother competing. So where is your information coming from? Zeke wouldn't even have to write a report on a sport that isn't really committed to in Iowa, unless he witnessed something weird in person. Right?

Besides, everyone knows that the CO Rockies are best known as Snowboarding central anyway.

Snowboarders are even "gayer" than skiers. They stick their butts out on every turn to the left. They land on their butts. They cuss and listen to devil music. The snowboarder chicks are lesbos. Where do you get your information? PBS ?

Colorado Springs is more like "bomb those ragheads central" to me. Kill from the safety of your cockpit. God is my copilot. AMEN

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Colorado will be the next state to endorse gay "marriage". Homos run rampant in the rockies.

[tLakota]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Snowboarders are even "gayer" than skiers. They stick their butts out on every turn to the left. They land on their butts. They cuss and listen to devil music. The snowboarder chicks are lesbos. Where do you get your information? PBS ?

Colorado Springs is more like "bomb those ragheads central" to me. Kill from the safety of your cockpit. God is my copilot. AMEN

I get my info from the source, which is Colorado. Not pulling it out my ass like you, unsaved trash. I know quite a few snowboarders, they are Christian, tithe, and some are engaged to pretty girls at the age of 18. Making them Christian, and very not gay. And making them unlike you in every way, Mr. Cravin' More Head (nasty f***er, you're gross).

P.S.: DIA(Denver International Airport) is
NOT a terrorist friendly place, and the
demographics are mostly wealthy, white families
and the coloreds that manage to make enough
to live the same lifestyle. STFU, dumbass.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Colorado will be the next state to endorse gay "marriage". Homos run rampant in the rockies.

I'm afraid you might be right there, pal.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Saying that skiing leads to homosexuality because of "tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles" is like saying sex leads to homosexuality because sex must be performed by the p***s and that is the primary tool of the homosexual.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Explain this, then.

http://www.outandaboutravel.com/HAPPYGAYSKIWEEKLESARCS.htm

THESE MEN WERE STRAIGHT BEFORE THEY WENT TO THAT GAY SKI WEEK-- NOW THEY'RE GAYER THAN RUPERT EVERETT AT A JC PENNY SALE.

[SUV]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I'm a christian and im 16 i think that this website is a load of total crap.....and now you guys are hating on skiing?

Oh GOD, not another homer! and a teenage one at that. Obviously, skiing is the gayest thing since ju jitsu!

Lordy, Lordy - give us strength. A-MEN.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Before concluding that skiing makes people gay maybe you should get your cruel Christian Science team to investige. They should run an experiment and see how many gay people are skiiers and how many people turned gay from skiing. I'm sure you will find your results unsatisfying, thus you will never perform the experiment and keep labeling skiiers as homers. It's your godly way.

[SUV]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Hon, are you saying that you wish to Volunteer? Don't be shy, now.