[newschoolers4life]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

y must thou hate on skiing. HOW DO U GET FROM CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA???

[SUV]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Sonny Bono gave his whole homer!sexural jig away when he took up skiing and JESUS saw him for sure for the homer! that he was - CAUSING HIM TO SKI INTO A TREE AND KILL HIMSELF!!!

Really, "Bones," even when you Camouflage yourself into this

from this
Jesus shall not be deceived, and you're gonna get this:

PS HOMER!!!!!!!

[Huckabee2012]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I have a confession to make to you guys. I was once a skier. A very gay, very high freestyle skier. One day after a binge of sodomy and reefer I stumbled into a church by accident. The preacher talked to me and later I realized I wasn't living my life right. I took my skis and built a fire with them and burned all my freeskier magazines and harry potter books. I got rid of all my ski clothes and bought some landover baptist t shirts to wear. I then started voting republican. The Lord has really changed my life. I hope that if you guys can accept me then maybe Jesus can too.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

STOP THE PRESS!!!!!

According to the sickular wikkidpedia:

A variety of Ski World Cup Races are also held here, usually on the Kandahar Track outside town.

KANDAHAR!

OSAMA!!

[Talitha]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I have heard "skiing" is a referance to the use of cokeain

I think you possible mean Cocaine?
This would be true as the white powder does indeed look like snow.

Jesus never tried walking on snow.
He managed water but as far as I know he never tried Snow.
If It's good enough for Jesus not to try then It's good enough for Talitha.

[SimionlovesGod]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I have heard "skiing" is a referance to the use of cokeain

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Brother, did you know that in German this is called Garmisch Partenkirchen?

Sounds nasty enough Brother Wide Open.

After examining the evidence I must also accept the conclusion that skiing results in mental retardation.

On the surface it would seem that the consistent idiocy of skiers is because of they tend to hit their heads against trees and rocks in various accidents its clear their mental flaws go deeper. It is arguable that skiers are the one group that is beyond even God's power to help. A group destined to damnation without exception.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Lucifer's sulfur spunk spewing pole

Brother, did you know that in German this is called Garmisch Partenkirchen?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Hahah skiiers smoke the coolest shit and ski the biggest hits, we rule....

I can only assume "ski the biggest hits" is homosexual code talk for butt sex.

No friend, skiing is leading you down hill right into the gapping mouth of Hell. In the hear after the only think you are going to be smoking is Lucifer's sulfur spunk spewing pole if you don't REPENT!

[SKIDROWGUY]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Hahah skiiers smoke the coolest shit and ski the biggest hits, we rule....

[ns retaliate69]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

well if there is skiing there im game

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

arent these funny teeh-hee-hee

In the sense they are gay.

It won't be funny sinner when Satan is tossing you around on his barbed pole.

REPENT before it is too late.

[ns retaliate69]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy






arent these funny teeh-hee-hee

[Nobar King]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

If one happens to live near a ski town, the week to go on vacation is "Gay Ski Week". Every mountain has them. It's usually near mardigras.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Indeed Sister. We don't read about Moses coming down from Mount Sinai on a snowboard, do we now? I guess they must have forgotten to put that in my KJV.


Furthermore, I've done some investigating, and it seems that the this "sport" was invented by no other than the CHINKS!



No surprise there.