Salvation Show Schedule

[Brother Love]

Folks I needs you help (True Christians ONLY please!!) in settin up a schedule for my REVIVAL Crusade Show for JESUS. Yep...that be rit...I is thinkin bout takin my Travelin Salvation Show BACK on the ROAD for JESUS!! Glory halalulu and PRAISE THE LORD!!

Now what I needs from ya'll (True Christians ONLY!!) is the names of cities and towns that you think I should take the REVIVAL SHOW to. And please tell me why you think that city or town is in need of the SALVATION SHOW.

The first city we is goin to be WASHINGTON, DC cuz that city is SINFUL and full of LIEberals now since the last elections. So we is goin to start out in DC and SAVE SOULS for JESUS in that PIT! We is goin to try to meet with the President of these United States (God's blessed RIGHTEOUS arm and the LORD'S PROPHET George Bush) and demand that he immediately sign an Executive Order making all the GODLY laws in the BOOK OF LEVITICUS the LAW OF THE LAND and that he ABOLISH CONGRESS which is now under the control of the SINNERS!! There goin to be awhole lot of PREACHIN, FAITH HEALIN, AND DEMON EXOCISM goin on ina DC folks so ifin ya'll want to be part of it come to DC on January 2nd and help us GLORIFY THE LORD!!

Now I is waitin for ya suggestions of what cities or towns to take the LORD'S SALVATION SHOW to. I is ONLY goin to take suggestions from TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!! I ain't listenin to the WITCHES or the HOMERSEXUALS on this!! And I ain't listenin to those DEMON GOTH peoples either!!

TRUE CHRISTIAN ONLY!!

PRAISE THE LORD!

And remember ya'll.................

JESUS IS LORD !!

[Brother Love]

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OH...OH...OH MY LORD!!

The old BROTHER LOVE SINGERS is jist told me they is goin to be part of the REVIVAL SHOW!!

It goin to be jist like old times! PRAISE THE LORD!! Thank you JESUS!!

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!!

I be cryin like a baby now cuz I so thankful for all this!!

[SUV]

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I will Volunteer to play the tambourine if Tasteful music can be arranged. Though surely not the banjo, as it is Of Satan.

Well, I'll consider playing the banjo, but only if all the tambourines are taken. Being as I do it all for Him, JESUS will understand.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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New Orleans should be the first stop. Make sure you call Brother Marjoe Gortner. He was a good earner in the old days.

[SUV]

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Pastor Al, are you Sure™ ?

This Man's Christian Name is taken from the Names of cathylick saints "MARy" and "JOsEph"

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Pastor Al, are you Sure™ ?

This Man's Christian Name is taken from the Names of cathylick saints "MARy" and "JOsEph"

Sister, as you can see from that picture, we have electrified the sin right OUT of Margie Gortner. But you may be right. For the tour let's change his name to Elmer Gantry.

[The_Sacred_Cow]

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Brother Love, you must surely consider bringing the Salvation Show to that Den of Iniquity, that cesspool of sin, Boston, Massachusetts!

There are surely souls in need of salvation in Boston. Not many, perhaps, but surely some which might merit your valuable and Godly time.

[Brother Love]

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Sister Sue Vera

GOD BLESS YOU SISTER!!

I can't think anythin better than to have you stand with the Brother Love GOSPEL Singers playin that tambourine and PRAISIN THE LORD.

You is onboard the comin Salvation Show!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

[Brother Temperance]

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There are surely souls in need of salvation in Boston. Not many, perhaps, but surely some which might merit your valuable and Godly time.

Other way round. The whole place is like Sodom and Gomorrah with added Communism and Catholicism, so all True Christians™ daren't step foot in the place in case GOD decides to kill them by association.

[Brother Love]

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I be addin New Orleans and Boston to the show schedule. We is only goin into Boston for 8 hours ONLY and under the protection of the Holy Spirit and two of our Deacons known as "The Hammer" and "The Cleaner."

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I be addin New Orleans and Boston to the show schedule. We is only goin into Boston for 8 hours ONLY and under the protection of the Holy Spirit and two of our Deacons known as "The Hammer" and "The Cleaner."

BOSTON?!?!?!? Please! There are no tent revivals in Boston in the winter! You need to visit the upper crust, like all the trailer parks outside Oklahoma City. Then head through Kansas and get into Missouri and the Bible belt states.

[Brother Love]

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Folks now I is in a real PICKLE!!

Tammi Faye (you know who) has contacted me wantin to be a part of the upcomin Salvation Show.

Now we all knows bout her INIQUITY before the Lord. I'm not sure what I should tell the woman so I guessin I be needin ya'lls advice on this.

JESUS IS LORD!!

[Glendora Christianson]

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Folks now I is in a real PICKLE!!

Tammi Faye (you know who) has contacted me wantin to be a part of the upcomin Salvation Show.

Now we all knows bout her INIQUITY before the Lord. I'm not sure what I should tell the woman so I guessin I be needin ya'lls advice on this.

JESUS IS LORD!!

I happen to know Tammy Faye doesn't care for this &itch (forgive me Jesus), so tell her you know who's going to be there.

PS I like Sister Sue's idea about the tambourines. And I heard this gal gives lessons for free!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Folks now I is in a real PICKLE!!

Tammi Faye (you know who) has contacted me wantin to be a part of the upcomin Salvation Show.

Now we all knows bout her INIQUITY before the Lord. I'm not sure what I should tell the woman so I guessin I be needin ya'lls advice on this.

JESUS IS LORD!!

Maybe Tammi Faye needs to shower with Jesus....

[SUV]

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Tammi Faye (you know who) has contacted me wantin to be a part of the upcomin Salvation Show.

Brother, I regretfully withdraw from the Show if Tammy Faye will be featured. You see, we Christian Ladies tend to commit the Sin of vanity over our makeup capabilities, and I could only suffer in comparison:



Also: I understand that she is now a SINfully divorced "woman" named "Tammy Faye Messner" and I won't be seen with her. But take Heart: a divorced Harlot should be able to shake that tambourine pretty Good for you, ala what Mother Glynndie posted.