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  • Firefighter
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    • May 2008
    • 7

    #1

    how does one get saved?

    how does a person get Saved and get to Heaven? a friend told me i had to ask Jesus Christ into my heart as my savior is this true?
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: how does one get saved?

    Friend, before we go any further with this... what's your opinion on skiing?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: how does one get saved?

      Originally posted by Firefighter View Post
      how does a person get Saved and get to Heaven? a friend told me i had to ask Jesus Christ into my heart as my savior is this true?
      That is certainly true.

      Have you ever read the Holy Bible? We can help you find Jesus right here.

      Why don't you tell us about yourself? I understand that you are a nurse?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Firefighter
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        • May 2008
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        #4
        Re: how does one get saved?

        i really don't have one, i wouldn't do it, i don't care to much for snow.

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        • Firefighter
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          • May 2008
          • 7

          #5
          Re: how does one get saved?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          That is certainly true.

          Have you ever read the Holy Bible? We can help you find Jesus right here.

          Why don't you tell us about yourself? I understand that you are a nurse?
          thanks for being so kind. i have a Bible (kjv, i guess that matters) i read it, but i really don't know what to read. i have read the book of Matthew. and i have read here and there. i am not quite a nurse yet, i have one more semster to go, but they told us if we made it this far we are more than likely going to make it. i am 22 years old, i am a volunteer firefighter. I still live at home, the last 5 years it seems like my life has been missing something can anyone help me?

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: how does one get saved?

            Originally posted by Firefighter View Post
            the last 5 years it seems like my life has been missing something
            I would say: probably Jesus and most certainly a spell checker.

            Friend, reading the Bible should be done from cover to cover. You start at the beginning which is also .... taadaaa ... the beginning. In other words: Genesis. Where HE created stuff.

            Have you found our excellent "Bible in a Year" section? Wouldn't you want to read Genesis 1 to 3 to see how busy Our Lord has been in that first week?
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Firefighter
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              • May 2008
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              #7
              Re: how does one get saved?

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              I would say: probably Jesus and most certainly a spell checker.

              Friend, reading the Bible should be done from cover to cover. You start at the beginning which is also .... taadaaa ... the beginning. In other words: Genesis. Where HE created stuff.

              Have you found our excellent "Bible in a Year" section? Wouldn't you want to read Genesis 1 to 3 to see how busy Our Lord has been in that first week?
              how do I get to Heaven? I love God and Jesus Christ, I just want to know how to get to Heaven and grow in my Faith.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #8
                Re: how does one get saved?

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

                You start at the beginning which is also ... taadaaa ... the beginning. In other words: Genesis. Where HE created stuff.
                Stuff! such as the heavens and the earth, firefighter guy! Praise!
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • LyingDingDong
                  Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 263

                  #9
                  Re: how does one get saved?

                  Originally posted by Firefighter View Post
                  how does a person get Saved and get to Heaven? a friend told me i had to ask Jesus Christ into my heart as my savior is this true?
                  Step 1: Ignore all theories and facts given to you by the great science community.

                  Step 2: Leap to faith, jumping over all the contradicting evidence that exists for your religion, that way you can properly ignore anything that goes against your faith.

                  Step 3: Depending on which religion you want to "save" you, this step varies.

                  Step 4: Be a burdeon among soceity.
                  I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                  "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: how does one get saved?

                    Friend, if you just keep shooting off questions without answering ours, you are going to spend a very long time fighting fire, and it won't be voluntarily.

                    NOW GO READ GENESIS 1 TO 3 here! After that, you come back here, and there will be questions. We'll work our way (and your Salvation(R) ) up from there.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: how does one get saved?

                      Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                      Stuff! such as the heavens and the earth, firefighter guy! Praise!
                      AMEN SISTER GLORY!

                      Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                      Step 4: Be a burdeon among soceity.
                      Bling, can you explain step 4 for us? Come again?

                      I'm sure if Firefighter wanted to become a chink retarded, he/she/it would ask you first. HOWEVER ... so keep out.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Firefighter
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                        • May 2008
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: how does one get saved?

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        AMEN SISTER GLORY!



                        Bling, can you explain step 4 for us? Come again?

                        I'm sure if Firefighter wanted to become a chink retarded, he/she/it would ask you first. HOWEVER ... so keep out.
                        I am a man, and no I don't want to become a "chick retarded." i have read the link you posted and Genesis 1-3. and God did a lot in a week, God is great. what questions do you have for me?

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                        • LyingDingDong
                          Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 263

                          #13
                          Re: how does one get saved?

                          Originally posted by Firefighter View Post
                          I am a man, and no I don't want to become a "chick retarded." i have read the link you posted and Genesis 1-3. and God did a lot in a week, God is great. what questions do you have for me?
                          I have one. Explain to me why you believe the Bible is correct, for saying that God created the earth in one week. Have you ever asked yourself, if God was omnipotent why did it take an entire week for God to create the universe. It could've taken him less than a second, but time length is relative.

                          Also, I'm not a "chick", wide-open called me a "chink." A racial remark to me being half Chinese and half American.
                          I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                          "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                          • RevColinJamesTodd
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 100

                            #14
                            Re: how does one get saved?

                            Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                            Also, I'm not a "chick", wide-open called me a "chink." A racial remark to me being half Chinese and half American.
                            I'm confused here. You say you're not a chink, then you admit that you're a chink??? Do you want Wide-Open to LIE???

                            Tell me, which one of your parents was the slant-eyed little yellow nip, and which one was retarded?

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #15
                              Re: how does one get saved?

                              Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                              Also, I'm not a "chick", wide-open called me a "chink." A racial remark to me being half Chinese and half American.
                              You're the lying racist. And a slanderer, and an accuser. Seems to me you're just a trouble maker.

                              Wide-O did not make a slanderous remark. The correct remark for your type is "half-breed chink". Wide-O called you a chink and he could have meant anything by it. Stop causing divisions.

                              I have one. Explain to me why you believe the Bible is correct, for saying that God created the earth in one week. Have you ever asked yourself, if God was omnipotent why did it take an entire week for God to create the universe. It could've taken him less than a second, but time length is relative.
                              Please include your counter argument that you've figured out that six billion years ago this humongous random bang just, just...I dunno...just fucking happened out of nowhere and humans started crawling out of filth and slime.

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