[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Open Invitation To Atheists: 5 Reasons To Join the Church

Mrs. Ethelreda,

Thank you for your lovely prayer. I found a girl at church who was proudly a God mocker. I found some stones, and until she said your prayer and my father deemed that she really meant it, we threw stones at her. Glory!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Godfly]

Re: Open Invitation To Atheists: 5 Reasons To Join the Church

It's worth saying again that you God mockers who have denied the Holy Ghost will still burn in Hell even if you join the church. Unless you were rightfully ashamed of your atheist faith and somehow manged to never blaspheme. But those who are 100% Hell bound still have a reason to convert and leave your money to the church.

Mark 3:28-29

28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Be true to your atheist rebellious spirit, the one that makes you want to "stick it to the man." (Not in the homo way). Satan is going to be "the man" in your after life, anally raping you into eternity. The more thou sin in this life the more you work for the man. But, if you become a True Christian and start saving souls and supporting the church you may start something that screws the man until the end times (a year or so from now.) As Satan turns your but hole into the Lincoln express way, a church program that your money helped start could be turning a gay into an Ex-Gay, or a negro into an Ex-Negro. You'll be screwing the man while he's screwing you. That should give you some satisfaction.