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  • Asatru
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 5

    #1

    Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

    Why do you so called "True Christians" think you are better then everyone else? And just because you read a book you don't even know who literally wrote, you say your religion was the first, the only, and the future. NOTHING IS ORIGINAL ABOUT CHRISTIANITY. Christmas? Wasn't Jesus born in either September or October? Easter? Ishtar ring a bell?

    Also, why would you lie about your false religions in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114
    Asatru folk don't say Satan is All-Father. Satan does not exist. The All-Father is Odin. Don't try to feed your brainwashed members your lies. Don't be like a cult.

    Also, why do you claim others, like so called "Satanists" as animal sacrificer's? In Deuteronomy, if I remember right, chapter 12, doesn't it explain how you should sacrifice lamb's to your so called "God"?



    PAGANISM WAS THE FIRST AND THE PAGAN FIRE WILL LIVE ON.



    P.S. Don't even call me a Christian Basher, I know I am one because nothing proves this religion is real besides a book, that we don't even know the author of that was written when people thought the world was flat. You guys bash other religions to. And Homosexual people, especially Skiiers.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

    Originally posted by Asatru View Post
    And Homosexual people, especially Skiiers.
    Thank you for helping us in our crusade to expose skiers as sodomites, a dangerous threat to society. You are right though, not all sodomites are skiers, but all skiers are sodomites. Some are just too dainty and prefer to "get their swish on" in other ways.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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    • Asatru
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2008
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      Thank you for helping us in our crusade to expose skiers as sodomites, a dangerous threat to society. You are right though, not all sodomites are skiers, but all skiers are sodomites. Some are just too dainty and prefer to "get their swish on" in other ways.
      Oh dear GOD YOU'RE UGLY.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

        Originally posted by Asatru View Post
        Oh dear GOD YOU'RE UGLY.
        Sodomites think all glorious females are ugly, so that figures...
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Asatru
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2008
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Sodomites think all glorious females are ugly, so that figures...
          There you little fucktards go again. Always gotta be better then the common man. Gotta be a God loving good little fuck and still you bash others.



          Fuck being a Conservative if all you others are going to be dicks like this. I have no experience besides my parents with other Republicans because I live in motherfucking Madison Wisconsin.

          God Sucks.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

            Originally posted by Asatru View Post
            Oh dear GOD YOU'RE UGLY.
            I'm sorry I don't have the heavy moustache and rippling muscles you'd prefer. If you're into acne and bedwetting, there is someone I can fix you up with. I don't know about his muscles though. I suspect he's only developed them in one of his hands.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Asatru
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2008
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              I'm sorry I don't have the heavy moustache and rippling muscles you'd prefer. If you're into acne and bedwetting, there is someone I can fix you up with. I don't know about his muscles though. I suspect he's only developed them in one of his hands.
              I'm sure your fingers are just as developed as his.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                Are you thinking of the same pimple faced person that I am Sister? Good thinking!

                Asstrap: you talk about your parents... how old are you friend?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                  Originally posted by Asatru View Post
                  I'm sure your fingers are just as developed as his.
                  I have a good squeezing finger from target practice, and I do lift a lot of heavy Bibles on a daily... HEY! Just what are you implying here!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • Asatru
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2008
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Are you thinking of the same pimple faced person that I am Sister? Good thinking!

                    Asstrap: you talk about your parents... how old are you friend?
                    I am 16. And a hardcore Conservative and Republican.

                    George Bush is the best president I have seen. Unlike the sorry excuse of a president we had in the mid 90's.

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                    • Petal
                      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 991

                      #11
                      Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                      Originally posted by Mr.AssTrue View Post
                      Oh dear GOD YOU'RE UGLY.
                      that so mean an not true. you a hater, you pagans preech free lurve an stuff, but it a big fat lie you a liar!

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                        Originally posted by Asatru View Post
                        And a hardcore Conservative and Republican.
                        That's a lie if you love sodomites so much.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                          Resident ex-satanist
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 488

                          #13
                          Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                          Originally posted by Asatru View Post
                          P.S. Don't even call me a Christian Basher, I know I am one because nothing proves this religion is real besides a book, that we don't even know the author of that was written when people thought the world was flat.
                          And what proves your religion is true, pray tell. If you are going to use the whole "they thought the world was flat" arguement to nulify every accomplishment made by people at the time (I'm not at all saying it isn't) then you have to apply the arguement to your own beliefs as well.

                          On more of a side note:

                          What kind of person still worships Norse gods anyway? That's a rhetorical question, by the way (I already know the answer).

                          That answer would be: Outcast high school kids who feel the need to validate their own existance by standing out from the rest of society. You see, they feel that if they are "unique" in some way then they deserve a place in the world for nothing more than the sake of diversity. These patheitc people don't know that Jesus thinks they are special even if the rest of the world does not -- which they usually aren't.

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          but all skiers are sodomites.
                          Indeed. I've never known a straight man to be excitable about a bunch of hard packed white stuff....
                          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                            Originally posted by Petal View Post
                            that so mean an not true. you a hater, you pagans preech free lurve an stuff, but it a big fat lie you a liar!
                            Thank you, Petal!

                            See, Astroll? This is the healing power of Jesus in action! I hope you take the next two years before you're old enough to join our forum praying on this and letting Christ into your heart.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

                            Comment

                            • Dr. Raven Mad
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2008
                              • 12

                              #15
                              Re: Why do you lie and think you are better then everyone else?

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Thank you, Petal!

                              See, Astroll? This is the healing power of Jesus in action! I hope you take the next two years before you're old enough to join our forum praying on this and letting Christ into your heart.

                              Sister Mary. I think you're very attractive.

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