[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Boston Bombing: Blame it on atheism

Yes!

"PRESIDENT" OBAMA, WHY AREN'T WE LIBERATING IRAN NOW FOR THEIR PART IN THIS ATROCITY?!?!

I was just thinking the same thing this morning as my new valet Serge was dressing me and reading me the news of the from The Freehold Truth and Light. Granted, it did take George W. Bush a few days to begin bombing Afghanistan after September 11th, but the connection between the Boston Marathon Bombing and Iran is much more obvious.

Since no terrorist organization has taken responsibility for this act of war, it was obviously a state actor. And we all know how jealous those Iranians are of our supplies of white marble columns, velveteen wall paper, and gilded statues. Any idiot could connect the dots, unless of course that idiot was a Democrat.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Boston Bombing: Blame it on atheism

Does anyone know where I could buy some bumper stickers that say,

REMEMBER BOSTON; LET'S BOMB IRAN

I'm thinking if I could get ahold of a few thousand we could pass them out at Landover Baptist Church this Sunday.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Jesus did not run marathons, though He clearly had the power to do so. He imparted the secret method of faith as a means to work far greater miracles.

The fact that marathon runners categorically prepare themselves through exercise for the task of completing them, proves that they lack the faith that Christ prescribes in the Bible.

God has clearly lifted His protection from those who use exercise and practice as means.

We must stop teaching our children that physical fitness is important, and tell them to replace vegetables and fruits with the Holy Ghost.

Very true. "For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come." (I Timothy 4:8)

And it's never long before those who worship the idol of physical fitness also start recycling and thinking they should waste their time further in fighting "global warming" and other myths. Atheism and waste always go hand in hand.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Anyone here think it might have something to do with that slant eye ancestor worshiper Juche socialist North Korean Kim Dong-un? He has been making a lot of threats against us lately and their Kimchi does blow up when its done fermenting and the lid is put on too tight.

[Marc Thyme]

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Anyone here think it might have something to do with that slant eye ancestor worshiper Juche socialist North Korean Kim Dong-un? He has been making a lot of threats against us lately and their Kimchi does blow up when its done fermenting and the lid is put on too tight.

Mr. Bryan, yours strikes me as a very astute analysis. One of those killed by the bombs was a Chinese national and Dong-un is none too pleased with the Chinese right now. I believe when all the evidence is in, we will have more than enough justification to begin a costly and protracted military conflict with North Korea. Theirs is truly a godless nation and, as such, should not be allowed to spread the cancer of atheism beyond its own borders. I plan to contact my congressman and give voice to my suggestion that we begin liberating North Korea immediately.

[The Disciple]

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Strangely enough, was wondering who uses pressure cookers these days.

Now I know its atheists.

About time those things where licensed so everybody can trace their where about's.

The atheist's not the pressure cookers.

[Godfly]

Re: Boston Bombing: Blame it on atheism

Anyone here think it might have something to do with that slant eye ancestor worshiper Juche socialist North Korean Kim Dong-un? He has been making a lot of threats against us lately and their Kimchi does blow up when its done fermenting and the lid is put on too tight.

They should scan for radiation! Those explosions could be North Korean nukes! Their tech is so pathetic they can only nuke a few trash cans!

[ExGay Alex]

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Turns out the terrorists are Chechens. No surprise. I was in the capital of that country once. Prague. Evil place. Chock full of gaysexuals and communists.

[James Hutchins]

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Turns out the terrorists are Chechens. No surprise. I was in the capital of that country once. Prague. Evil place. Chock full of gaysexuals and communists.

I knew some back when I worked on the NYSE. Nothing but trouble, every last God hating commie.

[Godfly]

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Moos limbs are the most dangerous kind of atheist.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Boston Bombing: Blame it on atheism

Turns out the terrorists are Chechens. No surprise. I was in the capital of that country once. Prague. Evil place. Chock full of gaysexuals and communists.

Thats also the mayor gay porn producing country in Europe. Anyone surprised?