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  • I AM LUTHEREN
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Am I going to hell?

    Today in my anatomy class, we dissected an unborn human fetus. Some people took out the developed intestine and jumped rope with it. We later ate the fetus. Am I going to hell.
    Watch us eat babies.
  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313

    #2
    Re: Am I going to hell?

    If you wanna TROLL, go to Cuba and hire a cheap boat.
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322

      #3
      Re: Am I going to hell?

      Sounds like you go to Catholic school. You need to first inform your parents that all Catholics are baby touchers and are going to Hell and you need to be transfered to either a Baptist Academy or you'll need Homeschooling.

      Next you will need to be deprogrammed by a True Christian(TM) Pastor. If your will and faith are strong you might end up Saved(TM).
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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