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I feel sorry for the poor, wretched souls in Oklahoma that were punished by God via tornado devastation on May 20. But after all, they really had it coming.
Did you know that slightly more than 30% of Oklahomans voted for Obama in 2012?!?!! Surely, they had spit in directly in God’s eye, and He did not forgive them for their transgressions.
Oklahoma is known for its so-called “devout” religion, but is it really the RIGHT kind of Baptist worship? I hardly think so, and evidently, God noticed as well. That’s another strike against the Sinful Sooners.
Finally, the Oklahoma City area has been a den of sin over the past 5-10 years. They’ve recently added extensive public transportation, engaged in government-organized urban planning, and even attracted an NBA basketball team. Strike three, yer out, Oklahoma!
Over the past 24 hours since God’s wrathful tornadoes scoured the landscape in Oklahoma, I’ve heard many experts opine on the prospect for a similar tornado striking Freehold, and THEY ALL AGREE—it’s virtually impossible. First, every truly God-based weather expert agrees that Global Climate Change is a liberal scheme to get people out of their cars. Second, only three people in the City of Freehold voted for Obama in 2012, and their houses have since been firebombed by unknown people from outside the Freehold area who have absolutely nothing to do with Landover Baptist Church. And third, a longtime caller to the Wash O’Hanley Show on Freehold Talk Radio today said that San Francisco is next on God’s list of destruction now that he’s through teaching a lesson to the Midwest.
That's good enough for me. So as far as I’m concerned, CASE CLOSED!! There will be no tornado in Freehold anytime soon. That is certainly a huge relief!!
GLORY!!!
Did you know that slightly more than 30% of Oklahomans voted for Obama in 2012?!?!! Surely, they had spit in directly in God’s eye, and He did not forgive them for their transgressions.
Oklahoma is known for its so-called “devout” religion, but is it really the RIGHT kind of Baptist worship? I hardly think so, and evidently, God noticed as well. That’s another strike against the Sinful Sooners.
Finally, the Oklahoma City area has been a den of sin over the past 5-10 years. They’ve recently added extensive public transportation, engaged in government-organized urban planning, and even attracted an NBA basketball team. Strike three, yer out, Oklahoma!
Over the past 24 hours since God’s wrathful tornadoes scoured the landscape in Oklahoma, I’ve heard many experts opine on the prospect for a similar tornado striking Freehold, and THEY ALL AGREE—it’s virtually impossible. First, every truly God-based weather expert agrees that Global Climate Change is a liberal scheme to get people out of their cars. Second, only three people in the City of Freehold voted for Obama in 2012, and their houses have since been firebombed by unknown people from outside the Freehold area who have absolutely nothing to do with Landover Baptist Church. And third, a longtime caller to the Wash O’Hanley Show on Freehold Talk Radio today said that San Francisco is next on God’s list of destruction now that he’s through teaching a lesson to the Midwest.
That's good enough for me. So as far as I’m concerned, CASE CLOSED!! There will be no tornado in Freehold anytime soon. That is certainly a huge relief!!
GLORY!!!
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