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Folks, I was watching some TV show and all of the sudden they started talking about a 400 million year old fish called Cephalaspis. Anyway, anyone who believes in Jesus and the Bible knows that our Earth is only 6,000 years old. So lets settle this thing now. Please cast your vote for Cephalaspis or Jesus. DISTURBED MOTHER GLEODORA
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20I'd rather go to Hell and believe in Cephalaspis!0%2I believe in Jesus and the Bible, NOT Cephalaspis!0%17My answer is too complex to explain (I'm a politician).0%0Oooh! That little Cephalaspis is sooo cute! (I'm Richard Simmons)0%1Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief. -
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That's just ridiculous.
How can a fish be older than the Earth?
I once had a pet Guppy when I was younger. He only lived a few weeks, Mama flushed him down the toilet and told me it was going to be with Jesus.
I knew she was lying because I called for Jesus down the Toilet and he never answered me even once.
Anyway, Guppy's don't have Souls and don't go to Heaven. Neither do Cephalaspis.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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We should never forget what is at stake in the so-called "Cephalaspis" debate: nothing less than the literal truth of the Bible, which is the only source of all the moral values that Western Civilisation is founded on. If you vote for Cephalaspis, you're voting for the terrorists to win.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!
Maybe God started out with creatures like this, maybe he saw it as a kind of experiment and let it run free for a few million years (what's a million years for an immortal anyway). I don't see the problem in accepting the fact that there were other creatures before us, do we have such an ego that we can't accept this??
Frankly, the belief that the world is only 6000 years old is little ridiculous, Museums are filled with artifacts that are much older than that.Comment
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Let it run free over what? The world didn't exist back then, you insufferable twit! Good Lord, I hate and despise these Cephalaspisses for being imaginary creatures that mock and blaspheme Our Saviour, but I'd rather have a Cephalaspis than a snotty duck any day.Originally posted by snottyduck View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Does the Bible come with a time line?? I don't think so, nowhere there is stated how old the earth is. And why would it matter if it's 6000 or 6,000,000,000 years old?? Time is an invention of men anyway because we have the desire to measure everything so we can make our lives more organized. Why are you so threatened by a creature like that?? Is it your fear that it might debunk some texts in the Bible??Comment
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You don't think at all, do you? God created the earth in 3987 B.C. I challenge you to find me a single verse of the Bible saying that He created some slimy fish 400000 trillion years before He created the Earth.Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I always thought Cephalaspis was something you caught from whores.Comment
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So, how about the numerous skeletons of dinosaurs and other creatures?? where do you place them in you 6000 year old Earth??Comment
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So they fooled you too eh?Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
Planted by God to fool Archaeologists. (and Ducks)
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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This topic really makes me wonder why you all want to pinpoint the age of earth, why does it matter how old this planet is?? And they fooled me?? Not really, I can already see were this is going, the next thing you do is claiming to all those stuff that they found are fakes, no?? But the truth is that they are digging up dinosaurs for centuries, the fact that they find them is not new, the fact that they preserve them is. And why do you find the fact that dino's are that old so offensive?? Is there any specific reason for that?? God created the dinosaurs, so it was His doing too.Comment
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Wrong. It's about defending the accuracy, wisdom and insight that's in the Bible. If we don't we all rot in hell.Originally posted by snottyduck View PostComment
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I think you're still right, Brother Deaner; Cephalaspis is something you catch from the whores of secular science.Originally posted by Deaner View PostJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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You're thinking of syphilis.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostWhoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.Comment
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How do you know what Mother G is thinking? Seems you've got syphilis on the brain, Darkie.Originally posted by Dark Angel View PostsigpicComment
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