Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

Maybe God started out with creatures like this, maybe he saw it as a kind of experiment and let it run free for a few million years (what's a million years for an immortal anyway).

Let it run free over what? The world didn't exist back then, you insufferable twit! Good Lord, I hate and despise these Cephalaspisses for being imaginary creatures that mock and blaspheme Our Saviour, but I'd rather have a Cephalaspis than a snotty duck any day.

[snottyduck]

Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

Maybe God started out with creatures like this, maybe he saw it as a kind of experiment and let it run free for a few million years (what's a million years for an immortal anyway). I don't see the problem in accepting the fact that there were other creatures before us, do we have such an ego that we can't accept this??

Frankly, the belief that the world is only 6000 years old is little ridiculous, Museums are filled with artifacts that are much older than that.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

We should never forget what is at stake in the so-called "Cephalaspis" debate: nothing less than the literal truth of the Bible, which is the only source of all the moral values that Western Civilisation is founded on. If you vote for Cephalaspis, you're voting for the terrorists to win.

[Talitha]

Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

That's just ridiculous.
How can a fish be older than the Earth?
I once had a pet Guppy when I was younger. He only lived a few weeks, Mama flushed him down the toilet and told me it was going to be with Jesus.
I knew she was lying because I called for Jesus down the Toilet and he never answered me even once.
Anyway, Guppy's don't have Souls and don't go to Heaven. Neither do Cephalaspis.

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I was watching some TV show and all of the sudden they started talking about a 400 million year old fish called Cephalaspis. Anyway, anyone who believes in Jesus and the Bible knows that our Earth is only 6,000 years old. So lets settle this thing now. Please cast your vote for Cephalaspis or Jesus. DISTURBED MOTHER GLEODORA