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Today I drove to Mt Ranier to offers prayers to Our Savior that He may cause the volcano to explode and destroy all these satanic, democratic, pot-smoking heathens living around me in Godless washington.
I noticed something along the way I thought I might share with all my wonderful new Brothers and Sisters of LBC. It's always nice to point out little marks of Our Creator in everyday life because it's so easy to overlook them sometimes.
I noticed these trees were created at the perfect height for telephone poles to fit underneath them.
This made me realize that when God created these trees at the beginning of the world, He already knew that someday we would understand how to use His electricity. So, being the omnipotent God that he is, he decided to save us the time of trimming these trees to fit around telephone poles and made the limbs grow higher up!
Additionally, He obviously knew we were going to use tree trunks for telephone poles someday. That's why they're the same shape!
It just made me feel warm and fuzzy.
I debated on putting this in the proof against evolution forum, but I decided it would be better to give credit where credit is due since I've spent so much time in the creationist science forums lately.
Sorry if the pic isn't too great. Afterall, it was taken on an iphone developed by lazy and stupid satanic scientists.
I noticed something along the way I thought I might share with all my wonderful new Brothers and Sisters of LBC. It's always nice to point out little marks of Our Creator in everyday life because it's so easy to overlook them sometimes.
I noticed these trees were created at the perfect height for telephone poles to fit underneath them.
This made me realize that when God created these trees at the beginning of the world, He already knew that someday we would understand how to use His electricity. So, being the omnipotent God that he is, he decided to save us the time of trimming these trees to fit around telephone poles and made the limbs grow higher up!
Additionally, He obviously knew we were going to use tree trunks for telephone poles someday. That's why they're the same shape!
It just made me feel warm and fuzzy.
I debated on putting this in the proof against evolution forum, but I decided it would be better to give credit where credit is due since I've spent so much time in the creationist science forums lately.
Sorry if the pic isn't too great. Afterall, it was taken on an iphone developed by lazy and stupid satanic scientists.
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