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The liberal wacko's are at it again with their war on Christians. I was sitting on my couch eating Doritos when the Spirit spoke to me and told me to get my anointing oil and prayer book and do His will. I went to the Pinerest Mental Facility for the Criminally Insane, which happens to be a prison hospital for violent sex offenders and witnessed to several inmates. I preached from the sixteenth chapter of Mark, verses fifteen through eighteen, which deals with healing. I laid hands on about twenty-five to thirty inmates and anointed them with oil and pronounced them healed. I then told them to gather their belongings and "go forth into the world and multiply" which they seemed eager to do.
Well now, you won't believe the spin that the liberal media put on my miracle. Instead on concentrating on the positive side of Jesus getting thirty soldiers to help Him with His work, the headline stated "Crime spree of Biblical proportions". Why do people go out of their way to find negative aspects to Biblical miracles?
Well now, you won't believe the spin that the liberal media put on my miracle. Instead on concentrating on the positive side of Jesus getting thirty soldiers to help Him with His work, the headline stated "Crime spree of Biblical proportions". Why do people go out of their way to find negative aspects to Biblical miracles?