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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    God Bless Paula Deen

    In her deposition, this lovely Southern Belle explained how she appreciates the look of professionalism in the workplace:

    Deen said she remembered telling Jackson and another employee about a restaurant she went to with an exclusively African-American waitstaff that she wanted to emulate, but was worried about the potential reaction. Though Deen admitted to using the phrase “really southern plantation wedding” she denied having said the N word.

    “I remember telling them about a restaurant that my husband and I had recently visited. And I’m wanting to think it was in Tennessee or North Carolina or somewhere, and it was so impressive,” Deen said. “The whole entire wait staff was middle-aged black men, and they had on beautiful white jackets with a black bow tie. I mean, it was really impressive. And I remember saying I would love to have servers like that, I said, but I would be afraid that somebody would misinterpret.”

    Deen said “that restaurant represented a certain era in America.” When pressed by Billips, the plaintiff’s lawyer, Deen said she was referring to the period immediately surrounding the Civil War.
    The media, of course, is having a hey day with this, calling her racist. What, pray tell, is racist about professionalism and employing minorities, or a time in America when a woman could walk down the street in safety?




    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: God Bless Paula Deen

    I don't get it. First the libs whine because southern people don't want to give the negroes jobs. Now they complain because this nice lady wants to employ black men?

    No good deed, Paula. No good deed. You're in my prayers.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718

      #3
      Re: God Bless Paula Deen

      I was reading the transcript, and saw the accusation that the darkies were allegedly granted the privileged of having separate bathrooms than the normal people. Why are they upset about this? Don't those gender confused people who are too ignorant to check between their legs in order to see which gender they are keep demanding their own bathrooms?

      So if you give them separate bathrooms, youlre discriminating against minorities, and if you don't give them separate bathrooms you're discriminating against them. You have to love that liberal 'logic'.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: God Bless Paula Deen

        The liberal media doesn't want negroes to have jobs. Because a negro with a job just might vote Republican.
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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: God Bless Paula Deen

          One of the unfortunate side effects of the Civil War was that the popular full employment policies of the old Antebullum South came to an end leaving thousands of properly trained house nigras unemployed. With no EBT cards they were motivated to find work, and many came north to Chicago to find work as "Pullman Porters" in the booming railroad industry - and you didn't even need a birth certificate. Each luxury railroad car that George Pullman leased to the railroads came with its own genteel house nigra with a spiffy uniform and the title of porter. In no time the railroads became the new, stylish and civilized way to travel.

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          It's really unfortunate that outside agitators, communists, community organizers, union thugs and socialists have destroyed another occupation where the nigra could make an honest living and thrive - and not to mention take away another opulent way to travel for other God Fearing Americans. Let's face it, the average nigra today still isn't ready to tackle economic, domestic and foreign policy - let alone address a G20 Summit or attend a Bilderberg meeting.
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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: God Bless Paula Deen

            She's just a cook. Who cares what she says as long as she puts enough butter in my biscuits?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #7
              Re: God Bless Paula Deen

              If whites can't say the "N-word", blacks shouldn't be allowed to say it either. But blacks would never agree to become mute.
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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                I understand Paula Deen has been fired from her Food Network job. I have therefore reached out to my contacts at Fox News and urged them to offer her a job as a commentator. I hope those of you who are similarly well connected at Fox News will do the same.

                I understand Pastor Zeke is playing golf with Fox News president Roger Ailes next week, and I'm going to ask Zeke to put in a good word for Sister Paula.
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                • Paragon of virtue
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 547

                  #9
                  Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                  I hope that her restaurant in Savannah, Georgia remains open in spite of the troubles she has had recently. I intend to visit there in a couple of weeks when I go on vacation from this sand pit. If I see anything of interest I might share some 'real' pics again. Until then, here's hoping Miss Dean keeps her chins up.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                    Here is a deeply touching video in which Paula Deen explains that her great grandfather's slaves were like family to him, and that after he lost his son in the War of Northern Aggression and lost his 30+ slaves, the poor, dear man killed himself.

                    Hasn't the Deen family suffered enough?

                    Paula Deen defends history of Southern racism
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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12926

                      #11
                      Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                      I think Paula is a natural for politics.

                      She has that beautiful southern accent we like so much in the Republican Party. The word y'all stands for keeping the races separate and keeping God in government.

                      I'm going with this motto:

                      KEEP GOVERNMENT CLEAN, VOTE PAULA DEEN
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                        Gosh, I SURE hope Paul Deen is able to keep her hired help.

                        I just love the ambiance of the old deep South. I think she should hire tap dancers as well. How fun would that be?!



                        She also needs to have a few shoe shinin' booths at the entrance of this charming, nostalgic eatery of hers.




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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                          Gosh, I SURE hope Paul Deen is able to keep her hired help.

                          I just love the ambiance of the old deep South. I think she should hire tap dancers as well. How fun would that be?!

                          Oh Sister, that is just SO CUTE!

                          I confess, I don't much understand the negro's modern dance, but that old time jig is wonderful!



                          Not Cute At All
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #14
                            Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                            Don't worry Ya'll. I bet poor, kind, sweet, generous Paula will make them colored folks some nice fried chicken and smooth out any hard feelings.

                            why, I bet she will even throw in some cup cake that look like little watermelons to boot!

                            Friends, don't forget to join Paula Deen's Support Group created by Sister Mary. Sister Paula could really use your love and support during these trying times. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=36
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: God Bless Paula Deen

                              Miss Dean knows how to throw a party.

                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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