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  • Bosil50
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    Forum Member
    • Jun 2012
    • 17
    #1

    Re-introduction from a fellow brother

    I salute you all and God be praised!

    I just want to re-introduce myself after a very long hiatus from the internet after that it seemed like a tool of satan, mostly because of so much atheist, pagan and witchcraft is to be found all around. I used to watch really nice videos on youtube mostly about carpeting, cooking and how to spot wetbacks in your backyard, until one day, all of these videos with crazy people talking about how god didn't exist and how universe "evoluted" started to show up regularly.

    The thing is, that I really missed this place. I haven't been able to speak to one single God-fearing soul around here. I met with an old classmate the other day who asked if I still had those "derailed" thoughts about God; I asked if he still was fed scientific mindpoop about evolution and global warming.

    Anyhoo, I hope things haven't changed too much around here and that you accept me back in your ranks

    God bless you all!
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    • RepentingJew
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2013
      • 33
      #2
      Re: Re-introduction from a fellow brother

      If a year is a long time for you, what's eternal hell fire for you?

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Re-introduction from a fellow brother

          Welcome back, dear! Tell us, how many souls did you bring to Salvation, to the feet of the Sweet Redeemer since you've been away?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063
              #4
              Re: Re-introduction from a fellow brother

              Originally posted by Bosil50 View Post
              I salute you all and God be praised!

              I just want to re-introduce myself after a very long hiatus from the internet after that it seemed like a tool of satan, mostly because of so much atheist, pagan and witchcraft is to be found all around. I used to watch really nice videos on youtube mostly about carpeting, cooking and how to spot wetbacks in your backyard, until one day, all of these videos with crazy people talking about how god didn't exist and how universe "evoluted" started to show up regularly.

              The thing is, that I really missed this place. I haven't been able to speak to one single God-fearing soul around here. I met with an old classmate the other day who asked if I still had those "derailed" thoughts about God; I asked if he still was fed scientific mindpoop about evolution and global warming.

              Anyhoo, I hope things haven't changed too much around here and that you accept me back in your ranks

              God bless you all!
              Greetings, friend. I missed you contributions last time around but you know what they say 'people turn to Jesus in times of crisis'.

              What horrible catastrophe has brought you to our corner of the internets?

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Re-introduction from a fellow brother

                  Hello brother, can you please explain what bosil50 is? It sounds like something you would use on your face to make you not look like you are 75, anymore.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • YoungWhiteChristian
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 101
                      #6
                      Re: Re-introduction from a fellow brother

                      Hello friend. Please tell us, when did you find Jesus, what Church do you go to, what your favorite Bible Verse is, and why.
                      YiC
                      Originally posted by Bosil50 View Post
                      I salute you all and God be praised!

                      I just want to re-introduce myself after a very long hiatus from the internet after that it seemed like a tool of satan, mostly because of so much atheist, pagan and witchcraft is to be found all around. I used to watch really nice videos on youtube mostly about carpeting, cooking and how to spot wetbacks in your backyard, until one day, all of these videos with crazy people talking about how god didn't exist and how universe "evoluted" started to show up regularly.

                      The thing is, that I really missed this place. I haven't been able to speak to one single God-fearing soul around here. I met with an old classmate the other day who asked if I still had those "derailed" thoughts about God; I asked if he still was fed scientific mindpoop about evolution and global warming.

                      Anyhoo, I hope things haven't changed too much around here and that you accept me back in your ranks

                      God bless you all!
                      Psalm 107
                      1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
                      2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
                      3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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