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  • Bob4God
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    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    LBC review mentioned in "Blair Witch" commentary

    I was skeptical at first, but the boys in my Youth Group convinced (forced) me to watch "The Blair Witch Project" with them on our most recent camping trip. Horrors!

    They said it was a Bible-based film on witch-hunting! Hah! I spent most of the night with the covers over my head and pulling the boys in close to me, and holding them tightly and whispering prayers for the LORD to deliver us from the evil radiating from the TV screen!

    What I later found out was that the Godless directors of this occult-recruitment film have the Landover Christian review of their little pile of demon dung! In the directors' commentary on their DVD nonsense, one of them smirks and says he was on a far-right Christian movie review site, and saw a review that numbered the profanity and the "most foul of foul" words. They were both highly disdainful of the Lord's commandments! Obviously, they have seen the truth, but refuse to accept it. They'll now have an eternity of damnation and torture to think twice about spitting in the Lord's face!
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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: LBC review mentioned in "Blair Witch" commentary

    They don't know it, but mentioning the Landover movie review is unintentionally bringing awareness to Christ's mission. We can only hope that some of the lost make it here and manage to save their souls.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • snottyduck
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 564

      #3
      Re: LBC review mentioned in "Blair Witch" commentary

      Mehhh, it was a funny movie to see at that time but that's what it is, just a movie, nothing more.

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      • Herr_Doktor Phd.
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2008
        • 493

        #4
        Re: LBC review mentioned in "Blair Witch" commentary

        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
        Mehhh, it was a funny movie to see at that time but that's what it is, just a movie, nothing more.
        From the evidence I have collected on you proving that you are a vampire I am sure you also think that the film is a good educational video on how to stalk and dispatch your victims.

        So what were the funny bits? Watching teenagers scream before they die no doubt. They should put you back in quarantine.
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        Exodus 22:18
        says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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        • Wash O'Hanley
          Debate Moderator (and participant)
          Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
          Louder Than Reason
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2126

          #5
          Re: LBC review mentioned in "Blair Witch" commentary

          As much as I'd like to believe they were talking about Landover, sadly they are making reference to www.capalert.com.
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