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  • UNsavedthruChrist
    Unsaved Trash, false christian demon
    • Jul 2013
    • 7

    #46
    Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

    Friend that's not my yap!! That is straight from the father by the way did you know that King James had Homosexual tendencies?! How do you think God feels about a Homosexual endorsing his word? Ponder on that for a bit... I'm a Christian and only a Christian. I do not claim to be any of these man made religions!! Where in the Bible does it say anything about the Baptist branch off of Christianity? Insults don't hurt me they only hurt you in the eyes of God God bless

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14422

      #47
      Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

      Originally posted by UNsavedthruChrist View Post
      Where in the Bible does it say anything about the Baptist branch off of Christianity?
      BAPTISTS are the only "denomination" mentioned in The Bible. It is all the others that are "branchings off" except Roman catholics - - OK, OK, they branched off of Roman paganism. They have nothing to do with Jesus.

      The others have apostatised.

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      • UNsavedthruChrist
        Unsaved Trash, false christian demon
        • Jul 2013
        • 7

        #48
        Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

        Everyone of Gods children have logs in their eyes.. everybody sins. Yes even you You guys seem to take the word of God and scramble it into hate! Please don't try to tell me what God is saying to me thru his word... My Lord is doing a fine job at that God bless

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #49
          Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

          Originally posted by UNsavedthruChrist View Post
          ...Please don't try to tell me what God is saying to me thru his word...
          Yeah, who needs the Bible? As it's the ONLY evidence you have of the existence of God and/or Jesus in the first place, YOU do.

          ...My Lordthe voices in my head is doing a fine job at that God bless
          FTFY.

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          • UNsavedthruChrist
            Unsaved Trash, false christian demon
            • Jul 2013
            • 7

            #50
            Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

            Please share where I can find in the Bible that Baptist is a denomination? Not being rude at all... Really just would like to read it.. but please don't send me to a landover website like this other guy lol... Wow to who ever is the person saying I'm a coward.. I will always try to direct people to a life filled with god but I will never do it the way you people do it I really hope you wake up and see this is the type of crap that makes people think all Christians are crazy, murderous demons! I promise we are not all like that I'm starting to think this is cultish and the preacher is no better thn Jim Jones.. please don't drink the purple stuff

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #51
              Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

              Baptists are the original Christians.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #52
                Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                Originally posted by UNsavedthruChrist View Post
                Please share where I can find in the Bible that Baptist is a denomination?...
                Ever hear of a dude called John? JOHN THE BAPTIST?

                Hint: Baptism is not a Jewish ritual.

                ...Not being rude at all...
                No, just a smartass. No worries, they get a lot of them here. They don't last long.

                ...I will always try to direct people to a life filled with god...
                No, you don't. You try to fill people with a vision of a god ( <--- note lack of capitalization) that has nothing to do with the God ( <--- note capitalization) of the Bible.

                ...but I will never do it the way you people do it...
                Yeah, we know. They use the Bible. You? Not so much.

                ...I really hope you wake up and see this is the type of crap that makes people think all Christians are crazy, murderous demons! I promise we are not all like that...
                No, most Christians are not crazy, murderous demons. Then again, most Christians have never read the Bible (except for John 3:16).

                ...please don't drink the purple stuff
                Wassamatta, you don't like sharing?

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14422

                  #53
                  Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                  Matthew 3:1
                  Matthew 11:11
                  Matthew 11:12
                  Matthew 14:2
                  Matthew 14:8
                  Matthew 16:14
                  Matthew 17:13
                  Mark 6:14
                  Mark 6:24
                  Mark 6:25
                  Mark 8:28
                  Luke 7:20
                  Luke 7:28
                  Luke 7:33
                  Luke 9:19

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                  • Brother Harold Porter
                    Landover Senior Outreach
                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 8236

                    #54
                    Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                    Look, I'm trying to sort out what I believe in. And none of you are very helpful.

                    I'm told I'll be banned from the church if I entertain Methodist Mud-Packing Doctrine. Yet they have Scripture that says I can indeed punch the rectums of innocent people.

                    Can I get an update on where I stand in my Salvation with Jesus Christ? Not from the ones I thought of as friends, but from the Pastors that know my fate?

                    In Christ Jesus
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • UNsavedthruChrist
                      Unsaved Trash, false christian demon
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 7

                      #55
                      Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                      It's almost like you think John the Baptist was greater thn Jesus Christ!! He was getting people ready for Christ its Christianity not baptistianity!! So please leave my saviour name intact!! Stop your evil rants and scripture twisting! K thanks

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14422

                        #56
                        Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        Look, I'm trying to sort out what I believe in. And none of you are very helpful.

                        I'm told I'll be banned from the church if I entertain Methodist Mud-Packing Doctrine. Yet they have Scripture that says I can indeed punch the rectums of innocent people.

                        Can I get an update on where I stand in my Salvation with Jesus Christ? Not from the ones I thought of as friends, but from the Pastors that know my fate?

                        In Christ Jesus
                        It won't require a Pastor. Just Jesus:
                        Revelation 21:7-8 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                        Earlier,

                        I Corinthians 6:9-20 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God. All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any. Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body. And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power. Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh. But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit. Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

                        Romans 1:24-32 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. KJV

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14422

                          #57
                          Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                          How old are you? No-one is claiming John the Baptist is greater than Jesus and that is not even related to your question, which was about denominations. Denominations are NOT mentioned in The Bible because there weren't any. Now you need to answer a question.
                          Originally posted by UNsavedthruChrist View Post
                          It's almost like you think John the Baptist was greater thn Jesus Christ!! He was getting people ready for Christ its Christianity not baptistianity!! So please leave my saviour name intact!! Stop your evil rants and scripture twisting!
                          Why did the word Baptist exist? [I can post in Greek if you prefer, Baptist is a Greek word and has NOT been translated into English, rather it's just been left as Baptist (but obviously written out in the Roman alphabet, since that's the one we use)].

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                          • TamiJanMartiKarlaFay
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 22

                            #58
                            Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                            Gays, schmays.
                            The United Methodist Church is pure evil for not supporting the historic dead tree publication "The United Methodist Reporter" newspaper. The pub ceased operation this June after 160 years and I'm out of a pretty pleasant job that I had for 20 years.
                            I rebuke the sinner with meek and sisterly VENOM.
                            "All fat is the Lord's." LEVITICUS 3:12

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                            • Pastor Ed Lowman
                              Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                              Always kind and loving
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 1838

                              #59
                              Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                              Originally posted by UNsavedthruChrist View Post
                              Please share where I can find in the Bible that Baptist is a denomination? Not being rude at all... Really just would like to read it.. but please don't send me to a landover website like this other guy lol...
                              It is rude and disrespectful - not to mention a display of a reprobate mind - to not be willing to read the pages we refer you to. You want only your own preconceived notions of Christianity taught rather than what is in the Bible. Our Pastors and Members have made many posts here that refute your fluffy bunny John 3:16-only Christianity. You'd do well to read them.

                              Originally posted by UNsavedthruChrist View Post
                              Wow to who ever is the person saying I'm a coward.. I will always try to direct people to a life filled with god but I will never do it the way you people do it I really hope you wake up and see this is the type of crap that makes people think all Christians are crazy, murderous demons! I promise we are not all like that I'm starting to think this is cultish and the preacher is no better thn Jim Jones.. please don't drink the purple stuff
                              You really are full of yourself, aren't you?

                              In His Grace,

                              Pastor Ed

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14422

                                #60
                                Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                                Originally posted by UNsavedthruChrist View Post
                                .. I will always try to direct people to a life filled with God but + some other stuff
                                I've corrected your spelling of God but am not sure which "god" you meant. Quaoar perhaps? Jupiter? In any event, Christians accept God as revealed in The Bible and follow His example. If you read The Bible you will see what that example is, and learn why it was necessary for Him to send Jesus. What standard do you follow in directing people to a life filled with God?

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