LBC obscenity risk analysis

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

How long until we see Miley Cyus gangbanged by a drunk posse of crack-smoking 12-inch endowed midgets who take a special zinc pill to increase the size and stickiness of their semen? Well, that depends on how long it takes to organize a gangbang featuring a drunk posse of crack-smoking 12-inch endowed midgets who take a special zinc pill to increase the size and stickiness of their semen.

So you're saying it will be on that disgusting "XTube" sometime next week?

I will be sure to set the church computer's filters to block any "Miley Cyrus" searches immediately!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

The pastors have done some great work on this Obscenity Risk program. You should see the piles of DVDs and videos they have poured threw to get the matrix going. Tip of the hat to all those involved.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

How long before Miley Cyrus becomes a wanton whore?

How fortunate you are, being in Iraq, the land of innosence, instead of America, land of socialism, atheism, and sluttery:






How long until we see Miley Cyus gangbanged by a drunk posse of crack-smoking 12-inch endowed midgets who take a special zinc pill to increase the size and stickiness of their semen? Well, that depends on how long it takes to organize a gangbang featuring a drunk posse of crack-smoking 12-inch endowed midgets who take a special zinc pill to increase the size and stickiness of their semen.

[Nobar King]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

That's an excellent suggestion, brother Trent, I will add the slut-out countdown to the analysis protocols.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

Maybe this deserves a thread of it's own, but I'd like to see some of the geniuses of math and statistics we have here to create a "slut-out countdown" for young female celebrities.

It's a known fact that any young female celebrity, no matter how patriotic and Christian, will at some point collapse into a stripping, moaning, dripping harlot. The key to safe family entertainment is to be able to calculate ahead of time when this slutpocalypse will occur.

How long before Miley Cyrus becomes a wanton whore? How many days until we see Hillary Duff on youtube, being bukkaked by a herd of horses? At what point will Emma Watson's nipple slip and upskirt photos be rendered obsolete by video of her being gangbanged and double-penetration fisted by viagra-overdosed black midgets with

Okay, you get my point. We need our families to be safe. We need to know all this, in the name of safe family entertainment.

[Nobar King]

LBC has developed an in-depth (and constantly evolving) obscenity risk analysis matrix, and one of the services we provide to our members is comparing that matrix to proposed artistic works, and evaluating their content — thus giving our members an honest evaluation of how much risk is involved. Whether to watch the work or not then becomes a personal risk tolerance decision. We don't always say “don’t watch this.” We don’t serve as a censor. On the other hand, I will occasionally say to a member “this presents a very high risk. Be ready to protect yourself.”

Any members with questions about watching certain programmes are welcome to ask them here, or bring original material around to the Pastor's office.