[Meek and Humble]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

They've been living together?

I thought the princesses tokens of virginity had to be certified by the Royal Physician on her wedding day. Has the queen gone off her rocker?

It's all gone downhill since the Queen became a Muslim!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

I'm a little concerned about that wedding they are all talking about in England.

It seems like there are little references to how "sexy" the bride is. Add to that the fact that they have been living together before marriage.

Perhaps some warning about "viewer discretion" would be in order for the next few days.

They've been living together?

I thought the princesses tokens of virginity had to be certified by the Royal Physician on her wedding day. Has the queen gone off her rocker?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

I'm a little concerned about that wedding they are all talking about in England.

It seems like there are little references to how "sexy" the bride is. Add to that the fact that they have been living together before marriage.

Perhaps some warning about "viewer discretion" would be in order for the next few days.

[wait_what]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

I was wondering if I could get an analysis of the following:


First to go with my signature, I was considering the following picture:




An example of a woman causing sin for herself and other men wherever she goes as well as an epic example of a woman causing men to rape her.



Thoughts?

[Nobar King]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

Brother Born Again Bob (God's Lil' Dumpling) has appointed himself Landover's Diversity Initiative chairman so he is the guy to talk to concerning racially discriminating media.

Don't bother complaining about "In the Heat of the Night" anymore. We already know how they try to promote uppity nigras and make the white man look like he's an idiot, as if there's a difference between people of different colors.

[Dirk]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

I am satisfied with it to be honest, it keeps my children healthy.

[Nobar King]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

Brother Godfly has proposed a Veggie Tales Filter (VTF) and I'm going to include it here in the LBC obscenity risk analysis matrix (LBC-o-RAM). This is a potentially useful add-on; I think parents are going to go for it.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

Since being Saved™, I only allow myself to watch pre-Jazz Age silent films...and I do not read the title cards, just to be careful. (This makes following the plot occasionally difficult.)

The Mary Pickford films are generally safe. Lillian Gish is sometimes quite the little wild thing, though. However, she often dies at the end (as in La Boheme), so that's some consolation.

Has the system identified any particular silent titles as being especially dangerous? I bet there are many more like me out there, who have embraced The Olde Ways and want to remain unsullied for Christ.

Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient...that the word of God be not blasphemed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

Quite frankly I believe every and all media to be completely evil. If it's not obviously evil, it exists only to take away time which could be better spent reading the Bible. God only wrote one book. I see no reason for the existence of any other book, movie, television show, music, or blog.

You seem quite judgemental for an wad of unsaved trash. I have yet to see you post one single verse from the Holy Bible to back up your point.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

I suppose that much is true good brother.

I mean, without the internet I would not be able to use myspace and discover all the sins my neighbors are committing. I've been able to increase by reproaching and shunning tenfold!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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But the once Godless internets now have a wonderful place for Christians to show their commitment to the Lord. He does work in mysterious ways! Praise!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

Quite frankly I believe every and all media to be completely evil. If it's not obviously evil, it exists only to take away time which could be better spent reading the Bible. God only wrote one book. I see no reason for the existence of any other book, movie, television show, music, or blog.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

I have produced a two part flow chart guide to vileness on the intertubes, I would be obliged if you would cast your eye over it and give comments.

After scoring the picture, move to the second chart:

[Nobar King]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

The whole risk-analysis program is going great. How much smut have you seen online this month? Not much, right? Our people are hard at work.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: LBC obscenity risk analysis

The pastors have done some great work on this Obscenity Risk program. You should see the piles of DVDs and videos they have poured threw to get the matrix going. Tip of the hat to all those involved.

Wow, praise Jesus! Thanks to the pastors - I can only imagine the sheer agony of poring over hour after hour of filth to develop this technology. Thanks again to the Godly pastoral staff of LBC. Praise, Praise, Praise...