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  • Brother Cletus
    Probably Saved
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 157

    #1

    What People Are Saying....In Hell

    Selected quotes from burning from everlasting to everlasting in an eternal lake a fire, courtesy of jesusdisciple.net:

    My Name was Peter Jennings, My Ambitions were to Impress my Liberal Leftist friends, so I Mocked Jesus Christ and His Followers in My Documentary Film: “Search for The Real Jesus” I didn’t Live Long After That. I sought the Praises of Men, and I Fell Dead in My Sin.

    I used to be a Democrat, we voted for Abortion, Gay Marriage, and any other Ungodly Imoral Issue. It is now apearent that God is against those things!

    I used to Sell Amway

    I used to Pray to the Dead instead of to the True and Living God. I loved my Catholic Tradition and its Teaching more that I Loved The Word of God. Even though I read things that reproved our Popes teachings, My Pride caused me to deny my Hearts convictions. I was to Prideful to admit that I could be wrong.
    Now I Burn in this Pit. I thought that My Church would pay my way out. This in no purgatory! but rather a everlasting burning Hell!"
    Help me somebody! I'll serve the Real Jesus if you will just let me out. I'll warn my family that we were deceived by our traditions.
    Oh if I only had one more chance.


    "I used to believe in Evolution, now I believe in Creation." But I think it's to late. Hello, Is anybody out there? Hell o

    "I used to be a Newscaster."

    "I helped form the Seventh Day Adventist, My Name was Ellen G. White"


    "I was raised in Mecca and believed in the False Moon God Allah, I Lusted after 22 wives, stole one from My step son, and Murdered anyone that stood in My way"

    "I used to be a Mason and a Shiners, Now I burn in this Pit"


    "I used to be a Positive Confession Minds Science Remah Faith Teacher"

    "I used to listen to Jim Morison"


    "I used to be a Psychologist."

    "I used to be a Alcoholics Anonymous Councilor."

    "I used to be an Episcopalian Priest."

    "I used to be a Native American Indian"







  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

    I suppose hearing all that is even worse when it's being screamed to you all at once.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #3
      Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

      "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
      Cryin' all the time..."
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell



        Why, what a Godly Man. Does he Live here, on our Church grounds?

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

          What People Are Saying....In Hell
          Why are there no Catholics here?

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

            Originally posted by Avatar View Post
            Why are there no Catholics here?
            The catlicks don't have much to say in hell because satan rapes their face 24/7.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #7
              Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

              Satan of the billion penises, didn't know that was one of his names. Y'all Baptists know everything! You must have a sooper seekrit copy of the Bible.

              Where can I get one???

              Oh right, forgot. In motel rooms.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

                Originally posted by Avatar View Post
                Satan of the billion penises, didn't know that was one of his names. Y'all Baptists know everything! You must have a sooper seekrit copy of the Bible.

                Where can I get one???

                Oh right, forgot. In motel rooms.
                We are not Gideons, you hellbound papist scum. We are Landover Baptists, and we follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible, the only TRUE Word of God. You can read about our beliefs HERE.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

                  I've got 3 KJVs in my collection. I read protestants bibles when I don't have time to read the full-length version.

                  Kinda like Cliff's Notes.

                  Gotta admit, KJV is pretty good...

                  What there is of it.

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                  • Vayhr of the Warhost
                    Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 347

                    #10
                    Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

                    Originally posted by Avatar View Post
                    I've got 3 KJVs in my collection. I read protestants bibles
                    Since when do catholics read any Bible?

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

                      Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                      Since when do catholics read any Bible?
                      We do it in the can, when we forget to bring in a Reader's Digest. We read the prod bibles that are there to be used as tp.

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                      • Glendora Christianson
                        Spiritual Mother of LBC
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2329

                        #12
                        Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

                        All those folks in Hell are talking about how the earth is millions of years old. And those of us who are going to Heaven know Earth is 6000 years old!
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                        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: What People Are Saying....In Hell

                          I had no idea Jesus hugged Dick Cheney as a child!

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