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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960
    #1

    I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

    How come there aint no forum specially made to answer all my ObamaHealthcare questions?
    How come I gotta ask strangers about my intimate healthcare conserns?
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

      Welcome back, Mrs. Johnson.



      Sadly, the liberals think there is no such thing as intimacy, preferring instead to brainwash everyone to enjoy everything being exposed. I think it's so they don't have to pay attention to that guilty feeling way back in the recesses of their consciousness, but perhaps it is only so they can have sex with willing children.

      Obama, being a Muslim, is okay with sex with children. It's a wonder he hasn't sold his daughters off yet. I suspect the day after he leaves office we'll find out they've been married all this time to some goat herder in Saudi Arabia.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552
          #3
          Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

          Do you ladies know that Obama isn't even a doctor?
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

              Originally posted by Godfly View Post
              Do you ladies know that Obama isn't even a doctor?
              In the village he was born, he is.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5388
                  #5
                  Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

                  Why Miss Johnson, it's so nice to see you again! Have you been in jail? I didn't hear any prayer requests about you so I had no idea where you had gone.
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

                      Ms. Johnson, I know you have a cellphone. Please give old black jonny a ring at the slop house. He is the local ACA expert (assuming he is not drunk again)
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Brother Larry
                          True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 234
                          #7
                          Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

                          Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                          How come there aint no forum specially made to answer all my ObamaHealthcare questions?
                          How come I gotta ask strangers about my intimate healthcare conserns?
                          Mammy Vav!

                          I have heard so much about you. If I can answer any questions about the Healthcare Reform Act, just let me know. Your intimate concerns won't go any further.

                          Praise Jesus you are here.

                          Brother Larry

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                            • Vavoline Johnson
                              Mammy
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 960
                              #8
                              Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

                              Miz Vavs been doin the lawds works and has been in deep deep prayer trying to git this here United States of America back on track.

                              But I suspect and rightly so, this here Negro man in full Batswanana regalia is gonna be the poster chile for Obamimation Care.
                              Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                                • VictoryOS
                                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                   
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 5388
                                  #9
                                  Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

                                  Miss Johnson, you are truly a hero and a patriot! You just keep praying to the Lord for the US of A and I'm sure some good will come of it. How smart of you!
                                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                  in 2016

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                                    • Vavoline Johnson
                                      Mammy
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Apr 2009
                                      • 960
                                      #10
                                      Re: I Got me some ??s Bout Obama Care Here!

                                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                      Miss Johnson, you are truly a hero and a patriot! You just keep praying to the Lord for the US of A and I'm sure some good will come of it. How smart of you!
                                      Hi Miz Victory, Lawd I got me a bout of thritis and it were hurtin my typin finger.
                                      It's better now and I is glad to see we is all fightin the crusades againt them jews and other sabiges for our Lawd and sabiour jeezuz his-self!
                                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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