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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    Happy Fathers Day Jesus!

    That's right folks, your number 1 Daddy is JE$U$! Make HIM happy by pre$$ing on the PayPal link below and giving HIM a great big Daddy'$ Day pre$ent to HI$ favorite church!

    PS Please mark your donation (In care of Glendora Christianson)
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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392
      #2
      Re: Happy Fathers Day Jesus!

      Always with the worship of Mammon around here. What up with that?

      I'm praying to Mary for your souls right now.

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        • StreetPreacherLew
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2008
          • 107
          #3
          Re: Happy Fathers Day Jesus!

          Originally posted by papist stooge View Post
          Always with the worship of Mammon around here. What up with that?

          I'm praying to Mary for your souls right now.
          Just because His Unholiness, the Pope decided to make Capitalism one of his ever-increasing list of Vague-But-Deadly Sins, doesn't mean JESUS suddenly changed His mind about the topic!

          I got a little haiku for you Kathy-licks:

          Spectacles
          Testicles
          Wallet
          Watch
          Repent of your Sins
          You papist bi-otch

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Happy Fathers Day Jesus!

              Originally posted by papist stooge View Post
              Always with the worship of Mammon around here. What up with that?
              So, then, you want us to rob God?

              I'm praying to Mary for your souls right now.
              Oh, so you're praying to Goddess Isis Venus Semiramis Guanyin Mary for us? Well, gosh oh golly, I'm touched.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • Father Thomas Martin
                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1015
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Fathers Day Jesus!

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  That's right folks, your number 1 Daddy is JE$U$! Make HIM happy by pre$$ing on the PayPal link below and giving HIM a great big Daddy'$ Day pre$ent to HI$ favorite church!

                  PS Please mark your donation (In care of Glendora Christianson)
                  Oh, so you're a Gnostic now?
                  ACTS 5:29
                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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