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  • Yea-tho-we-walk
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    • Nov 2010
    • 390

    #1

    Warning Christians--Don't let Obama force you into sodomy!!

    Listen fellow Christians what Obama and his cohorts are planning for you. I just pray that the rapture comes before my sphincter is ripped by a huge, throbbing member!

  • Wandering Minstrel
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    • Sep 2013
    • 57

    #2
    Re: Warning Christians--Don't let Obama force you into sodomy!!

    Ho! Ho! Ho!
    The devil has a demon,
    His name is Obama Claus.
    He’s a dirty black hearted demon
    filled with many sinful flaws.
    He promised Leroy free healthcare,
    And Lashonda a lesbian wife.
    He stole two sham elections
    and ruined American life...

    One day he'll stand before God
    and many things he'll lack
    There'll be no red-nosed Joe Biden
    and no special treatment 'cause he's black;
    For Revelation twenty-one,
    Verse eight, tells where they’ll go:
    Condemned to everlasting hell,
    Where there’ll be no Ho! Ho! Ho!



    modified from an old Christian tract found here

    but even Santa Claus...bad as he is...never wanted to turn me queer!

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