Tweet
Brethren, the reason I do not have any daughters is because I am blessed by God. For every daughter a woman delivers, two more are required to clean up the acrimonious mung that constantly flushes from her revolting underbits. But as hopeless as that would be, it would be even worse if she was raped.
I know what you are thinking, brethren: "But if she is raped I would be up fifty shekels and down one gaping maw of bilge encrusted foulness. Isn't that good?"
All too often in these, the End Times, men refuse to marry their victims. Society even seems to think that following God's law is unnecessary, and at times too strict an expectation. Often times, instead of healing the damage done by rape, a rapist is simply locked up and forgotten about. But what about the poor father of the raped? He must feed and clothe an unwanted harlot for the rest of his life. What about her suitors? They will be lucky if they do not get reputations as whoremongers and queers. What about everybody who breathes the same air that she does or sits on a toilet seat that she has used, their health to be ravaged by ARIDS (adultery related immune deficiency syndrome). What about her friends, who will be gossipped about forever in the churchyard by other brainless, loose-lipped womenfolk. What about the bastard children that result from extra-marital rape, who will never be able to enter Heaven, and must burn with their whore mother for all eternity? What about the creepy crawlies sleeping peacefully beneath the stones on the ground, whose sleep must be disturbed so that their homes can be thrown against the woman's head until she dies and awakens to aeternal damnation? This just barely scratches the surface of the damage caused every time a woman is raped out of wedlock. Without AT LEAST 50 shekels of compensation to her father, this atrocity is just unforgivable.
Let us all pray for those who have women in their families, and must live in fear of rape everyday.
I know what you are thinking, brethren: "But if she is raped I would be up fifty shekels and down one gaping maw of bilge encrusted foulness. Isn't that good?"
All too often in these, the End Times, men refuse to marry their victims. Society even seems to think that following God's law is unnecessary, and at times too strict an expectation. Often times, instead of healing the damage done by rape, a rapist is simply locked up and forgotten about. But what about the poor father of the raped? He must feed and clothe an unwanted harlot for the rest of his life. What about her suitors? They will be lucky if they do not get reputations as whoremongers and queers. What about everybody who breathes the same air that she does or sits on a toilet seat that she has used, their health to be ravaged by ARIDS (adultery related immune deficiency syndrome). What about her friends, who will be gossipped about forever in the churchyard by other brainless, loose-lipped womenfolk. What about the bastard children that result from extra-marital rape, who will never be able to enter Heaven, and must burn with their whore mother for all eternity? What about the creepy crawlies sleeping peacefully beneath the stones on the ground, whose sleep must be disturbed so that their homes can be thrown against the woman's head until she dies and awakens to aeternal damnation? This just barely scratches the surface of the damage caused every time a woman is raped out of wedlock. Without AT LEAST 50 shekels of compensation to her father, this atrocity is just unforgivable.
Let us all pray for those who have women in their families, and must live in fear of rape everyday.
Comment