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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    .jesus TLD now belongs to us!!!

    This is a glorious day for Landover and God.

    As some of you are aware, Landover has been prayerfully negotiating with Icann (which oversees the internets) to create the dot-jesus top-level domain name. I am pleased to report that the contractual arrangements have been signed, and very shortly, our website address will change to www.landoverbaptist.jesus.

    In addition -- for God's greater glory -- Landover will provide a service to True Christians™ everywhere and will register .jesus sites worldwide -- for a rea$$$onable fee and with an eye towards fulfilling the Lord's Great Commission. We anticipate using the .jesus TLD as a missionary outreach, especially hoping to touch the troubled lives of those caught up in the gambling, sex and internet advertising trades. Your prayers for this mission are needed!

    Our geekier members might be interested to learn that Icann has listened carefully to Landover's enquiries concerning the .jesus TLD. As a result, Icann will greatly expand the number of TLDs, which is just boring techy stuff that -- if you really want to -- you can read about here.
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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: .jesus TLD now belongs to us!!!

    JESUS (the) CHRIST!!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: .jesus TLD now belongs to us!!!

      Hmmm. Have we registered sex.jesus, pr0n.jesus, loveulongtime.jesus and hotwetbarelylegalpopishschoolgirls.jesus yet?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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