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  • Brother Love
    Yes, THAT Brother Love!
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 403

    #1

    We Need a CRUSADE!!

    I has been thinkin bouts somethin. That is this thing in Iraq and all those mudslums. Now I hears that they wants to kill all CHRISTIANS! And I hears on the new the other day that they burned some of their own people by throwin kerocene on them and set them alight! Now these people is of the DEVIL and there be no doubts bout that!! They is KILLERS through and through! They is the SONS OF CAIN the murderer!!

    Now I thinks what we jist needs to go ahead and do is to have a CRUSADE! I'm not talkin a SALVATION CRUSADE. I'm talkin a good old fashioned MILITARY CRUSADE like in the Middle Ages. We needs to gather up our CHRISTIAN ARMIES and jist let those mudslums have it! Let them feel the full force of GOD'S HOLY WRATH!!

    Now these mudslums, I hears today, think that all Christian people is like they see in our movies and TV shows. They think we is all LAZY and GLUTTONS! They thinks we is all HOMERSEXUAL and DEGENERATES! They thinks we is a bunch of SODOMITES! They thinks we is all DEVIL WORSHIPPERS! They thinks these things cuz that is what they sees in the movies and TV shows from America and Europes.

    Now cuz of this stuff they thinks that CHRISTIANS won't fight and so these mudslums thinks they can jist march over here and take rights over! They thinks they can destroy our GODLY NATION AMERICA without any real fight!

    WELL I gots news for these MUDSLUMS! We TRUE CHRISTIANS ain't like ya'll sees on TV!

    So I thinks the GOD BLESSED US gov'ment should gather up all the CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS and start a CRUSADE and really pound those mudslums into the ground. I thinks these CRUSADERS FOR CHRIST should jist NUKE those mudslums and send them rit backs into the STONE AGE! Now ya'll may not be seein this thing in Iraq as a HOLY WAR but those mudslums are and they is wantin to kill all CHRISTIANS.

    So...what it goin to be? I think it be time for all good CHRISTIAN people to stand up and takes a STAND FOR JESUS CHRIST!! Those mudslums gots to go before they starts killin all GOD'S PEOPLE!
    Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


    "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: We Need a CRUSADE!!

    Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
    So...what it goin to be? I think it be time for all good CHRISTIAN people to stand up and takes a STAND FOR JESUS CHRIST!! Those mudslums gots to go before they starts killin all GOD'S PEOPLE!
    Brother, we are already killing them at the rate of about five thousand a month, and we now have the police and security forces in Iraq trained well enough to take over from us although at the moment they are only able to kill a few hundred a day.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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