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Yepper depper you heard right, I went and bought a 12 pack of Budweiser aand send two packs of Marlboro's and Im getting ripped, smoking, drinking and swearing. Want tot know why??? Because this is America God dammit and I am happy to live in a country where alchohol is still legal, unlike those towelheaded countries where vices like that are illegal , You know, you uneducated bumpkins might not realise this, but Jesus advocates drinking, some on, he turned the water into wine and from what the survival scroll says, it was pretty good wine, not that cheap shwag they make out of kool aid and aftershave in back alleys. Hell I might start my own church and if any of you Landiover Baptists congregationers want to join me come on, there is room at my table. I can't promise pie in the sky when you die but It would be a helluva lot more fun.
Now I would like to talk about Led Zeppelin who in my opinion are the best band that ever was, I did read some talk about Goths and Emo's and all those kinds of fairies but nobody can hold a candle to led zeppelin, the mighty zeppelin, they played thier own instrumeninsrt played from heart , dranked smoked and screwed hot chiicks that to me, is the bomb Y'all think you can mess with me, get inside my head like all Christians think they can do but you aint even close Im an old headbanger from the 80's and I partied like the best. Back in the 80's I teased my hair up, wore ripped acid washed jeans and a leather jacket. I played Guitar and Bass in a kick ass band and I got paid and laid...but I loved Jesus the whole time cause Jesus gave me a gift, the gift to rock.
Did you all know that there has been some clever talk about this huge atom smasher that was built over in switzerland??????? Yeah, the critics are saying that that shit is going to send the earth into a black holel possibly another dimension. I don't know about you all, who seemed to be preoccuopiued with Harry potter and Homos , but you just dont mess with Physics or mathematics of anykjind
Mathematics, in my opinion is what messed our society up in the fiorst place. back in the fifties when Russia launched sputnik americans was like woah nelly we gotta get our act tohgether becaus e those reds just beat us to space we already had a piss poor education system and then we tried impose new math on the masses who just werent prepared, it has led to confusion and the dropout rate soard, once the droput rate soared crime rates went up and now we are just in a huge mess, we are dumb all over
yes dumb all over , near and far ,dumb all over yes we are pretty soon there will be no street for dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on religious fanatics will make it be all gone
The bpook of revelation talks about this, it says that Locusts will ascend upon the earth...aliens man, there is life on other planets. I want to believe
I Do Believe
Another Earth has been found
This is Year ONE
Now I would like to talk about Led Zeppelin who in my opinion are the best band that ever was, I did read some talk about Goths and Emo's and all those kinds of fairies but nobody can hold a candle to led zeppelin, the mighty zeppelin, they played thier own instrumeninsrt played from heart , dranked smoked and screwed hot chiicks that to me, is the bomb Y'all think you can mess with me, get inside my head like all Christians think they can do but you aint even close Im an old headbanger from the 80's and I partied like the best. Back in the 80's I teased my hair up, wore ripped acid washed jeans and a leather jacket. I played Guitar and Bass in a kick ass band and I got paid and laid...but I loved Jesus the whole time cause Jesus gave me a gift, the gift to rock.
Did you all know that there has been some clever talk about this huge atom smasher that was built over in switzerland??????? Yeah, the critics are saying that that shit is going to send the earth into a black holel possibly another dimension. I don't know about you all, who seemed to be preoccuopiued with Harry potter and Homos , but you just dont mess with Physics or mathematics of anykjind
Mathematics, in my opinion is what messed our society up in the fiorst place. back in the fifties when Russia launched sputnik americans was like woah nelly we gotta get our act tohgether becaus e those reds just beat us to space we already had a piss poor education system and then we tried impose new math on the masses who just werent prepared, it has led to confusion and the dropout rate soard, once the droput rate soared crime rates went up and now we are just in a huge mess, we are dumb all over
yes dumb all over , near and far ,dumb all over yes we are pretty soon there will be no street for dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on religious fanatics will make it be all gone
The bpook of revelation talks about this, it says that Locusts will ascend upon the earth...aliens man, there is life on other planets. I want to believe
I Do Believe
Another Earth has been found
This is Year ONE
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