Boycott Cox

[Converter]

For about a week or so, Cocks Communications hasn't been allowing me onto Landover Baptist... We just got it straightened out, but they made the router or modem or something start up too soon so that not all websites would load.
Of course, Landover is the only website I visit.
Those demon-worshiping athiest pigs at Cox are trying to prevent me from joining in on the godliest place on the web!

[Talitha]

Re: Boycott Cox

Maybe you should go over to the Cox Communications Forum and Preach them some Landover Gospel?


1 Corinthians 9:15-17
But I have used none of these things: neither have I written these things, that it should be so done unto me: for it were better for me to die, than that any man should make my glorying void.
For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of: for necessity is laid upon me; yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!
For if I do this thing willingly, I have a reward: but if against my will, a dispensation of the gospel is committed unto me.

[Nobar King]

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This is the beginning of the end of the 'net. Soon all sorts of sites will be 'censored'. You can never be too careful, and we need to protect our rights to free speech. You should demand compensation from those cocks for your inconvenience. I just received a 25 cent check as an apology for a power outage this winter, so you might be successful if you keep at it.

[VictoryOS]

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I've been boycotting Cox for years and couldn't be happier about it.

[JennyD]

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I've been boycotting Cox for years and couldn't be happier about it.

Way to go, Sister!

I've been free of Cox my entire life! Though I'm sure there are some here (I won't name names . . .) who really seem to love Cox.

[Justina Thyme]

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Well, I agree. Cox certainly have their place, but that's not under my fingertips, hour after hour, every single night.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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This is the beginning of the end of the 'net. Soon all sorts of sites will be 'censored'.

This is just like the War Against Christmas. Nativity scenes are being ripped down to make way for statues of bin Laden. Meanwhile, good morally superior Christian websites are being censored, while terrorist sites such as huffingtonpost.com and alternet.org are encouraging Americans to practice witchcraft, bestiality and homoism. Of course, it's true throughout the liberal media - TV, radio and newspapers are just as communist controlled as the internet. Our children are being brainwashed to think there's something wrong with war, lynching negras or dumping toxic waste into rivers.

And don't get me started on the public school system. Not only are they teaching evolution in "science" class, but there's sex "education" where teachers perform lesbian and bestiality acts right in front of the kids, telling them that this is normal. That is why it's the duty of all Christian parents to home school their kids.

Perhaps the Land Over Baptist Church needs to start it's own internet service, with its own filtered content. Think about it - if someone uses this service and attempts to read moveon.org or dailykos.com, they'll instead be redirected to patriotic websites like rushlimbaugh.com or www.kukluxklan.bz



In this way, our children can learn The Truth. It thrills me to think of the possibilities.

YIC,
Buford

[Don the Baptist]

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I read a few days ago about the new .jesus domain that LBC has purchased. Perhaps this might (for a modest fee) be used to preclude such censorship of fine Christian fellowship?

It would also keep any of us from having the need of cocks....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It would also keep any of us from having the need of cocks....

I'm not sure what that statement has to do with a particular questionable Internet Service Provider. Why would we not need our cocks? It sounds like you want to run wild, strangling them!

Personally, I'd never let a stranger lay hands upon my cock. He's so handsome, and quite large. Beefy, even. Yet you wish me to dispose of him?

How would my hens' eggs be fertilized? Whence will new chickens come, if I let you throttle my defenseless cock?

Mr. Don, please consider the potential ramifications of your comments before posting, and I'll thank you for not choking any of my chickens!!

[Don the Baptist]

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I'm not sure what that statement has to do with a particular questionable Internet Service Provider. Why would we not need our cocks? It sounds like you want to run wild, strangling them!

Personally, I'd never let a stranger lay hands upon my cock. He's so handsome, and quite large. Beefy, even. Yet you wish me to dispose of him?

How would my hens' eggs be fertilized? Whence will new chickens come, if I let you throttle my defenseless cock?

Mr. Don, please consider the potential ramifications of your comments before posting, and I'll thank you for not choking any of my chickens!!

I gathered that cocks was an Internet Provider that had attempted to censor one of our supporters from accessing the LBC forum, what in the world are you talking about?? Sounds as if you are referring to a penis...

[Brother Temperance]

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I blame the Jews.

And the Clintons.

And the Clintons' rabbi.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I gathered that cocks was an Internet Provider that had attempted to censor one of our supporters from accessing the LBC forum, what in the world are you talking about?? Sounds as if you are referring to a tallywhacker...

Mr. Don, this is a Christian Church forum, not a honky-tonk bar. Please use proper terms here, as demonstrated above. We don't want to offend the ladies!

I clearly referred to chickens. A male chicken is called a COCK. Certain "country" folk have contaminated this word and use it as slang for tallywhacker.

The internet service provider is COX.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I gathered that cocks was an Internet Provider that had attempted to censor one of our supporters from accessing the LBC forum, what in the world are you talking about?? Sounds as if you are referring to a penis...

This just shows the incredible egos of the Jewish owner of this big evil corporation that is censoring LBC forum. He named his company after his tallywacker.

He's not the only one. Bill Gates also named his company, Microsoft, after his tallywacker.

YIC,
Buford