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Well, the word's out.
True Christians™ have been reverently taking Viagra for many years, in order to increase their capacity to perform His Holy work... How else could Brother Wash broadcast every day nonstop from Noon to 12:30, without the boost of enhanced blood flow, which Viagra provides? And what about Brother Nobar, who works nonstop in the service of our Holy Church, turning up everywhere just when needed, always with a word of encouragement and a hand to lend in passing out the offering plate? Viagra's what keeps Nobar engaged in God’s labor. And do you think conducting Christian Science is an easy task? heck no, but with the aid of the little blue pill, Brothers Bathfire and Solo find their brains overflowing with the oxygenated blood that God intended for them to apply to the conundrums of Christian science research. And what about Brother AZ's perky disposition? Do you think the Lord's "nitric oxide boosting agent" doesn't make a huge difference in his life? You better believe it does. And Brother Zeke? pffffft He'd be nothing without Viagra. (I’m not going to mention Brother Vayhr of the Warhost, who – perhaps – could back off from his daily dosages, just a suggestion.)
TC™ Sistern admire TC™ men for many reasons – But it’s our manly, relentless dedication to God’s work that the Sisters rank highest in their esteem... But now, MSNBC is reporting that the TC™'s secret has been discovered by athletes, who have begun using Viagra for purposes other than God’s work, if you can believe it.
Jesus weeps.
True Christians™ have been reverently taking Viagra for many years, in order to increase their capacity to perform His Holy work... How else could Brother Wash broadcast every day nonstop from Noon to 12:30, without the boost of enhanced blood flow, which Viagra provides? And what about Brother Nobar, who works nonstop in the service of our Holy Church, turning up everywhere just when needed, always with a word of encouragement and a hand to lend in passing out the offering plate? Viagra's what keeps Nobar engaged in God’s labor. And do you think conducting Christian Science is an easy task? heck no, but with the aid of the little blue pill, Brothers Bathfire and Solo find their brains overflowing with the oxygenated blood that God intended for them to apply to the conundrums of Christian science research. And what about Brother AZ's perky disposition? Do you think the Lord's "nitric oxide boosting agent" doesn't make a huge difference in his life? You better believe it does. And Brother Zeke? pffffft He'd be nothing without Viagra. (I’m not going to mention Brother Vayhr of the Warhost, who – perhaps – could back off from his daily dosages, just a suggestion.)
TC™ Sistern admire TC™ men for many reasons – But it’s our manly, relentless dedication to God’s work that the Sisters rank highest in their esteem... But now, MSNBC is reporting that the TC™'s secret has been discovered by athletes, who have begun using Viagra for purposes other than God’s work, if you can believe it.
Jesus weeps.
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