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  • Jacques Anape
    Unsaved Trash Undercover Papist
     
    • Jun 2008
    • 96

    #1

    What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

    This seems to be used frequently by contributors on this forum - I suspect as a form of insult.

    Can someone please explain (a) what constitutes a 'cafeterian Christian' and (b) how you can tell from just a few posts whether a person qualifies as one or not?
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    In Him no South or North;
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    Throughout the whole wide earth.
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  • Bob4God
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    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

    A cafeteria Christian is a person who picks and chooses what they want to believe from the Bible, not what the Bible actually teaches.

    Hence, you get the image of somebody walking through a cafeteria loading up their tray with John 3:16 and other feel-good verses while neglecting the verses that actually require them to do something and take action.

    Our own Pastor Deacon Fred has a lot to say about them.
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

      Dear friend:

      A cafeteria Christian is someone who decides for himself which parts of the Bible to accept, as one might select certain foods in a cafeteria. Since many people make it clear within a few posts that they have that outlook, we can often tell the cafeteria Christians quickly.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Father Thomas Martin
        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
        • Jul 2007
        • 1015

        #4
        Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

        LBC members are Cafeteria Christians too...They pile up their plates with the negative verses, and avoid the positive ones (also they avoid the Eucharist like the plague)
        ACTS 5:29

        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
          LBC members are Cafeteria Christians too...They pile up their plates with the negative verses, and avoid the positive ones
          Point out positive verses that we avoid.

          (also they avoid the Eucharist like the plague)
          Well, excuse us for being able to tell the difference between Almighty God and a saltine. As a matter of fact, we do have Communion, but we accord it the correct significance as set forth in the Bible.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #6
            Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            LBC members are Cafeteria Christians too...They pile up their plates with the negative verses, and avoid the positive ones (also they avoid the Eucharist like the plague)
            Who wants a soggy old cracker when they can have a big hunk of Sister SUV's dung bread with the butter laid to it?
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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
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              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              Point out positive verses that we avoid.
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              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              Who wants a soggy old cracker when they can have a big hunk of Sister SUV's dung bread with the butter laid to it?
              Amen, Sister!
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Father Peter Rast
                Unsaved trash, papist dog
                • Apr 2008
                • 47

                #8
                Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Point out positive verses that we avoid.
                How about the parable of the sheep and the goats?
                Matthew 16:18-19: So I now say to you: You are Peter and on this rock I will build my community. And the gates of the underworld can never overpower it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of Heaven: whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven; whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.

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                • Darren Ingram-Myers
                  Liebral Girlie-Man
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 163

                  #9
                  Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

                  Originally posted by Father Peter Rast View Post
                  How about the parable of the sheep and the goats?
                  I was thinking the same thing. I think that your church should speak out more on social issues (except that it should just shut up about abortion).
                  The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                  • Remy Lebeau
                    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2058

                    #10
                    Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

                    Originally posted by Father Peter Rast View Post
                    How about the parable of the sheep and the goats?
                    Oh, is that next to the parable of the 6 foot long mosquito and the mexican jumping bean?

                    Book and verse, sinner. And explain exactly how we ignore it. There is only one verse I can think of that fits that description and I can assure you we do not think everyone is equal in the eyes of the Lord.
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                    • Walter Brimstone
                      On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 188

                      #11
                      Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

                      Darren,

                      Please, There are more important things to discuss. Like Jesus, what's in store for True Christians(tm) and hellbound heathens, for example. I think that's more than enough. Lib views are something God hates.

                      JM

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                      • Walter Brimstone
                        On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 188

                        #12
                        Re: What on earth is a 'cafeteria Christian'??

                        Fr. Thomas

                        You have to be kidding me. Your Eucharist, or whatever it's called, is a mockery of God's Communion and it SHOULD be avoided. Also, You should know that LBC follows the KJV front to back and EVERYTHING in between. There is no positive and negative verses. It's all 100% truth, every single book from Genesis 1:1 to the end of Revelation 22 is all truth. so how are the positive ones avoided?

                        JM

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        LBC members are Cafeteria Christians too...They pile up their plates with the negative verses, and avoid the positive ones (also they avoid the Eucharist like the plague)

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